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SkynyrdRocker posted...

The funny thing is his logic makes no sense. The men of a place that God is destroying pee standing up so it's a good thing? Like beyond that he's ridiculous, his logic is terrible.

Most preachers don't make any sense. Religion is founded on not making any sense. Anyway, the Bible verse he was talking about says that God will destroy the people of the city who pisseth against the wall. Basically it was a more verbose way of saying God will destroy only the men, and not the women, since women don't pisseth against the wall. Then the preacher goes on a wild tangent and gets angry about how more modern Bibles re-translated it to say exactly that, that God will destroy only the men without the more verbose "those who pisseth against the wall" verse. It's freaking hilarious how angry the preacher gets about such a trivial thing. Especially the end when he proudly declares he will piss standing up like a real man. BTW, is that an actual law in Germany that men aren't allowed to piss standing up? I can't believe such a ridiculous law would actually exist, and I googled and couldn't find anything. It sounds like something he made up, and his congregation is apparently too stupid to believe otherwise.