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| Topic | Board 8 Wrasslin' League, a narrative simulation project with input &signups |
| IhatethisCPU 11/08/18 8:34:21 PM #298: | "...Do you have *any* idea how hard it is to be a heel with all of the crap faces there are around here? I feel like I'm fuckin' Icarus in an entire federation of Sean Waltman. I had to get a tribal rendition tattoo of that scene of Spidey from Infinity War on the left side of my face! I have to spoil the end of books audience members are reading because they can't be bothered to actually watch the matches! I had to convince Konami to patch out PT!" *Camera pulls back to reveal CPU standing on a bridge, holding up a struggling but probably artificial cat* "For god's sake, I'm reduced to recreating scenes from bloody *Anchorman* to try to get the asshole heel heat!" *Walks to the side of the bridge and puts the kitty.* "This is how I have to roll now! You people have *no* respect for how hard it is to try to get boos in this hellhole..." *Sighs and stalks off, muttering to himself.* --- My thesaurus arrived yesterday, but when I opened it it was blank inside. I have no words to describe how angry I am. ... Copied to Clipboard! |
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