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SmackDown Week 1

John Cena opens up SmackDown. He is really excited because recently during his free time he was watching some classic wrestling on the WWE network, of which you can get for just 9.99 a month. I found something that I would like to reintroduce and that is a ranking system! Classic! The more matches you win the higher you are in the ranking. You beat some ahead of you in the rankings you switch spots and etc. So ladies and gentlemen, the following are in the division for our World Heavyweight title. First, at the top of the mountain, is our champion Bobby Roode. Next, will be our ex-champion who will have a chance at payback AT Payback. Next, will be Roman Reigns and then Sting. Both Reigns and Sting were successful at Extreme Rules last night, however, Reigns has tenure over Sting, who recently unretired. Kevin Owens will be next despite because being inactive is better than losing. Finally, these two will fight next for a chance to move up in the ranking in Daniel Bryan and Seth Rollins. So to sum up before these two tear the house down.

C: Roode
1: Harper
2: Reigns
3: Sting
4: Owens
5: Winner of Rollins/Bryan
6: Loser of Rollins/Bryan

Let's enjoy the show! (99)

And just as Cena said, Bryan and Rollins tore the house down but Rollins got the victory with a Phoenix splash. (92)

Cena has a leaderbord setup in his office about his ranking system. He place DB in 6 spot and the 7th spot. He seems pretty excited until Triple H walked into his office. 'John, I'm afraid we gotta talk about your budget?'
Cena, surprised, asks 'What budget? I never had to deal with a budget before!'
HHH: 'Well, as it turns out, Old Man Vince has been abusing the budget for years and frankly, I don't know how we're in the black. Anyways, I've had to cut the budget down for SmackDown. You're going to need to use a lot less money from now on. All of your top stars are too expensive to keep showing up every week and frankly we need to get smaller venues!'
Cena: 'What are you talking about? We sold out tonight. Also, we aren't pay-per-apperance contracts? Otherwise some of the undercard guys like Rosey would go broke.'
HHH: 'Don't worry! Those guys I was able to structure their contracts but your main events well... not so much.'
Cena is overly annoyed at this point. 'Which guys are now PPA?'
HHH: 'Well, Roode is under a champion's contract that I made now. So, Harper, Reigns, Sting, Owens--'
Cena: 'Is this for real or are you just reading off of my leader board.'
HHH: 'No this is for real. Why would I joke about this?'
Cena: 'Because you're still mad about losing your GM job and I just started this awesome ranking system that you're attempting to sabotage.'
HHH: 'Why would I jealous? I run the entire company now! Anyways, I'm out of time, just get your budget under control. Otherwise, I may need to replace you.'

Triple H leaves and Cena under his breath "budget... Budget my ass. GM has NEVER had to worry about Money before..."

Jericho comes in: "Well he does now! MR. MONEY in fact! How in the world is MR. MONEY IN THE BANK, THE BEST IN THE WORLD AT WHAT I DO, NOT in the ranking?!"

Cena: "Chris, I haven't seen you in a month."
Jericho: "Well that doesn't matter! I need to be in the ranking, or else you're gonna--" (Cena is checking his phone while Jericho talks)
Cena: "Chris, I don't have time for this. Someone else sent me a text and wants in. You'll face him next week."
Jericho almost puts Cena on the list but then walks out. (97)

Ali defeats Alexander and TJP. (56)

Broken Matt Hardy is doing his thing when Jeff Hardy comes in. Matt asks Jeff why he isn't in character. Jeff tells Matt that after being in the Lake or Reincarnation he is a new man, Matt will have to fly solo. Matt is sad but understands. (77)
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