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-FEAST OR FIRED: Maniac, Kenshin, Miz, Panthera, David, Incineroar, Clegane, Kora, Eddv, CPU
Incineroar immediately grabs Maniac in a hammerlock, then PITCHES him at the field hard enough that he is able to scramble up the corner and grab a case before anybody can react! Well then! (Case #1)

Panthera hits a Cat Eyes on the downed CPU. Clegane levels Kora with a double axehandle and follows up with a fist drop. Miz takes two Ryutsuisen in a row! Maniac chucks David hard into the corner, and hits a mean backbreaker on Eddv. David gives Eddv a knee drop for good measure, then spells UCA with his fingers. CPU gets a thumb in Panthera's eye. Kora gives Clegane a boot scrapin', then gets in a tiff with his buddy Eddv. Miz battles back against Kenshin, but gets a sakabato to the face. Maniac slams David into Miz! Maniac gives David a chop and tries to climb, but gets pulled down.

Kora has Eddv in a chinlock because EVERY MAN FOR HIMSELF. Panthera's cats are swarming CPU! Miz gets in a hit or two on CPU as well, before stopping a climb by Panthera. Panthera gets them both in an arm breaker, but they stop a second attempt anyway. One of the cats finds a mic and meows encouragement, but CPU grabs the mic and cracks Panthera over the head with it. Kenshin rallies the crowd as he battles Clegane. Maniac is up the pole, but David manages to slow him down with chops to the back. Kora tosses Eddv to the floor, then shakes a pole, causing the case to dislodge and fall on Eddv's head! The refs hang the case back up, but while they're busy, Kora low blows Panthera, giving him no competition to retrieve the second case! (Case #2)

Clegane bashes Kenshin's head into Panthera's, then follows up with a headlock on Kenshin. Ref breaks it up because it looks more like a choke. Miz clotheslines CPU. Maniac powerbombs David, but is too tired to try to climb, even when Eddv grabs David's foot. David shakes free and pulls Maniac off the ropes. Clegane clotheslines Kenshin. Miz hits CPU's Starship Pain on him, and it somehow isn't completely terrible! Miz puts on a Figure Four for a bit just to be The Miz, and then grabs the closest case! (Case #3)

Maniac drops a knee on David's throat, geeze. Clegane rakes Kenshin's back. Maniac finds the mic from earlier, and pops CPU one with it before hitting a DDT. Clegane with a big slam on Kenshin, then a jawbreaker! CPU pulls Maniac's hair, but then turns around into David's End of Days! Sandor has Kenshin in trouble....but out come Cena and Rock to make the save! Maniac and David are scuffling, and CPU hits Starship Pain on both! Twice, in fact, raising questions of why he couldn't just get the last case instead. He chokes David for a bit, but then misses a clothesline and gets a back rake from David and a kick from Maniac for his trouble. CPU gives a big boot to both men! David goes for an arm twist, but CPU reverses it into a neck snap. (not, like, actually breaking it, just a twist) Rolling Senton on Maniac. CPU climbs, but David and Maniac pull him down...into a double back elbow on both of them. End of Days on CPU!

Clegane is still battling Boots to Asses. Kenshin takes them all out with a diving attack, and decides to see if Panthera is still alive. Cena and Rock decide to wander off, having softened up Clegane a bit in advance of Penta's title shot. David reverses a CPU Figure Four. Ryukansen on Panthera. David goes for a fist drop on CPU, but CPU dodges. CPU tries to do rolling Germans on David, but after the first, David reverses into a slam of his own. Kenshin gets a few more hits in on Panthera, but Panthera fires back in kind! David gets CPU in a Full Nelson.
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