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TopicBoard 8 Wrasslin' League, a narrative simulation project with input &signups
Tom Bombadil
10/26/18 2:27:34 PM
#268:


https://www.rave.dj/7ntd7VWqBPcXwg

B8WL PRESENTS FEAST OR FIRED

-Incineroar and Guzma welcome us to the Heel Hour, with tonight's guest, Bangladesh DuPree. She and Incineroar commiserate about the lack of respect they have gotten from B8WL, and tonight, she and Mundo are going to go out and take that respect by FORCE when they beatdown yesteryear's legends, Mario and Sonic! Vince comes out! He agrees that these guys were undervalued by the previous administration. Bang and Mundo will get their shot next, but he has a special gift for Incineroar...Bowser's Master of Taybles title!

-GRUDGE MATCH: Mario and Sonic w/Peach and Tails v. Bangladesh and Mundo
Bang starts with an arm twist on Mario, but a Mario Tornado gets him out. Mario plays to the crowd a bit, only to turn around into a big discus clothesline. Mundo gets the tag, and a Mario Tornado of his own; tag to Sonic. Sonic rushes into a Mundo dropkick, but tags back to Mario before more damage can be done. ArmBAR on Mundo, but he punches his way out of it and tags Bang. Mario rolls into a flying punch, then tosses Bang into his corner for a doubleteam. Sonic stomps a mudhole in her and *runs* it dry! Mario cuts off Mundo and Sonic pins...for 3! The announcers mock Bang/Mundo's failure.
Winners: Mario and Sonic

-Daniel Bryan comes out and shows us a low-light video of Savage getting injured repeatedly and relying on Liz. He's just one of the many people Bryan is tired of trying to support!

-GRUDGE MATCH: "Macho Man" Randy Savage w/Miss Elizabeth v. Daniel Bryan
Savage runs in and tosses Bryan into the corner, kicking him in the head as the bell rings. Savage backs off for a sec, and Bryan gets him in the Yes Lock! Savage gets to the rope, but gets a chop to the chest for good measure. Bryan goes right back to the Yes Lock even though Savage is still in the ropes! He has till five...but keeps going anyway! That's a DQ! Bryan is livid even though he has to have known it was coming!
Winner by DQ: Savage

-Both men are upset by this, prompting a Vince appearance. They can settle this with a rematch at [whenever I wind up booking it- probably next PPV]!

-GRUDGE MATCH: The Rock v. Bowser
Mastery of Taybles might randomly be out of the picture, but this is still a rather personal feud being settled, after Bowser Jr.'s involvement! ...but before the match can start, the Men of Low Moral Fiber run in on Rock! He gets the boots put to him, and then they roll him in the ring for the match to start. Bowser is perfectly willing to accept the advantage. Rock battles back with a series of punches, and dodges a corner tackle. Sharpshooter on Bowser! Bowser powers out of it, and when Rock comes off the ropes, Bowser hits a powerslam! Bowser gloats as he locks in a headlock, then distracts the ref while Bowser Jr. appears from under the ring to smack Rock with a boxing glove. Bowser....hits the People's Elbow! 1.....2.....3! It just looks so much more impactful than Rock's....
Winner: Bowser

-Jason Statham comes out to ask Bowser a few questions. He puts over Bowser's DOMINANCE, and suspects he didn't even need MLMF's help! This gets Bowser right in the ego- of course he didn't! In fact, he wants to fight CPU for stealing his thunder!
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Look at all those chickens
O, the land of cloudless day! O, the land of an unclouded sky!
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