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TopicBoard 8 Wrasslin' League, a narrative simulation project with input &signups
Tom Bombadil
10/08/18 5:44:33 PM
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B8WL PRESENTS EXTREME RULES (Show #15)

-Miz's guest on MizTV is none other than Dario Cueto...again! But he has another guest....a pal of his who has never quite forgiven Cueto for his mistreatment and title loss.....Bryan comes from under the ring....and grabs Cueto, putting him in the Yes Lock!!!

-Incineroar wants a Cage Match to boost his stock in B8WL. Kenshin answers the challenge, but gets rejected as "small time." Rude! It is instead answered by...the returning Macho Man!

-CAGE: "Macho Man" Randy Savage w/Elizabeth v. Incineroar w/Guzma
Incineroar gets the upper hand on the slightly rusty Savage early on, but Miss Elizabeth's pleas give him pause. Some jerk throws a hot dog at Elizabeth, which distracts the distraction. Savage gets a second wind and hits a piledriver, but it's not enough. Incineroar gets a few failed pins before smashing Macho's face into the cage, and then finishing with a Malicious Moonsault. He didn't even need Bang to slap anybody for him this time!
Winner: Incineroar

-OIL DRUM ON A VERY STURDY POLE: Maniac, Bryan, and Rock v. Men of Low Moral Fiber (CPU, Eddv, and Kora w/Caelus)
The faces hear that CPU is coming back to active wrestling tonight! Funny they picked this match stip, because Rock will be happy to injure CPU again! It's already oiled up nice, so all he has to do is turn it sideways and- that's all they have time for before the MLMF come out and start brawling. It'll be Maniac and CPU to start the match, and he almost immediately grabs the oil drum after slamming CPU, then drops it on him from atop the pole. Things just....never really get started for CPU after that, and he doesn't even make it back to tag out. Eaed comes out to celebrate.
Winners: Team Maniac

-LUMBERJACK GRUDGE MATCH: Panthera v. Pentagon, Jr.
Pentagon enters with a scary dog, scaring the cats :( The whole roster has assembled alongside the ring, and it looks like the faces are scary enough to keep the heels at bay. Panthera slips a forearm charge and hits a dropkick. Cat Eyes on Pentagon, and he rolls out of the ring. Macho Man confronts Penta, but Penta irish whips him away and gets back in. Penta signals to Clegane at ringside, and Clegane starts bullying one of the cats! Panthera slides out to make the save, but the heels swarm him! The faces come running for the save, and a brawl erupts! Pentagon has the good sense to stay out of it....and wins by countout! In a lumberjack match. Yes. Mr. T comes out of the crowd, and yells for silence! Order is restored, because it's dang Mr. T. He pities the foo' who ends a lumberjack match by countout! All you foo's better get out of this ring before Mr. T throws you helluva far.
No Contest, I guess

-UCA TITLE LADDER MATCH: M. Bison (c) v. The Undertaker
Bison comes out touting himself as the final UCA Champ Ever, to a chorus of boos. He opens with some blows to the head, but Taker just chucks him out of the ring. Bison hits a Devil's Reverse on re-entry, and slaps on a hammerlock but gets no-sold....Hell's Gate! Bison barely escapes, but is the first one up, and stomps on Taker's head. Bison tosses Taker to the outside, then buries him with a pile of ladders! He starts using Psycho Power to crush Taker with the ladders! That's...a bit outside the rules, and he gets DQ'd for it! Bison makes his statement and keeps his belt, but this isn't over.
Winner: Taker, by DQ
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Look at all those chickens
I can be impulsive! I just have to think about it first!
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