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TopicGet a new hire, and on his second day come in sloshed...
mooreandrew58
09/10/18 4:35:27 AM
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Cacciato posted...
I used to get drunk at work. A few times it was actually for training purposes, which took the fun out of it.


what the hell kinda job wants you to drink for training purposes?

Getting drunk so the new trainees can practice their field sobriety tests on you.
That sounds like it would be even more fun to me! You could be a total dick to them and be like Nooooooah! I donna wanna take your tes! And yous canst makes me! All while poking them in the chest.


i'm assuming that wouldn't be allowed as it would make it obvious you where the drunk one (assuming they had to identify the drunk person from a group they did sobriety tests on)

It's allowed to a point.
Some friends of mine volunteered to do this once. ...and it wasn't just about realizing who was intoxicated. It was also about dealing with someone who is obnoxiously drunk and won't cooperate.


I figured they'd train for that too. but have one where you being drunk legit had to try and fool them.
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