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>Evi(and Dani): Find a bartender and get slightly drunk.

You stop the maid-lady before she could take another step away from you. "Uh, s'cuse me, dy'know where the bartender's at?"

She looks around. "Oh, I believe her shift does not begin until nightfall. I apologize if that causes our dear guests any inconvenience--"
A gruff voice booms out from a nearby table. "Oi, Cecilia! Where...drinks?!"

She swiftly bows her head to you then scurries over to the table. "My apologies! Some guests were looking for the bartender--"
The owner of the gruff voice stands up tall and yanks the drink from her tray. "Bring 'em here!"

You're only slightly terrified by this ogre-like and absolutely ripped man calling you guys out like he was a wrestling champion.
Dani's even more terrified, hiding right behind you as if you'd be able to do anything to protect her.

Two other maids suddenly appear on both of your sides, yanking you and Dani by the arm.
Your vision suddenly changes to the sight of the ogre-dude sitting right beside you. You blink a few times and don't see any traces of the other maids, but you do see Dani sitting and shaking on your other side.

You tilt your head at the prompt above this guy: [ Inspect Player ]

[ Player: Krugg
Lv. 40 Blunt User
Mainhand: 2H Skullfucker
Offhand: N/A
Gear: Holy Plate Armor
Wings: Exalted Wings ]

He slaps your back, nearly sending your head against the table. "Hoho! Fellow players?! Ye want...help?!"
You reorient yourself from his attempted murder. "Uh, ye--"

He "pats" you on the back again. "Yer in luck! Krugg LOVE help people! Ask anything!"

Dani peeks out from behind your shoulder. "Um, sir K-Krugg, why is your manner of speech like that? Surely that's not how you talked outside of the game."

He slams a fist on the table, forming a small crack. "Krugg...in character! Also, Krugg too sober." He then yanks a pair of drinks from a passing maid and slides it over to you guys. "You two...also sober! Not good. Krugg help with that!" He says before slamming down his drink.

You stare at the foamy beverage before you, then shrug as you chug it down. "Mm...weak! C'mon Krugg, I'm gonna need more than this!"

He laughs heartily. "Haha, Krugg like you!" He beckons at a maid, who then serves you and him with another pair of booze.

Before you grab your drink, you look over to Dani who's just been slouching and turning away from her own drink. "Not much for alcohol, Dani?"
She leans forward to look at the drink closer. "Um, alcoholic beverages were strictly forbidden by my mother. I'm not sure if--"

You put her drink right in her hand. "Dude. You're old enough to drink and make your own decisions. Probably. Now go show 'er what you're made of!"
She smiles a bit. "Of course...I should make my own decisions!" She slides the drink away from her. "Which is why I elect not to drink."

You shrug. "More for me!" you say while slamming down your drink.
...
It's been, uh, maybe six? Nine? You lost count of how many drinks you're on. Your body's wobbling at this point. You look over to Krugg, who's laying on his arm.

He hiccups. "Krugg...love you guys. *Hic* You and Krugg...best friends, okay?"

You attempt to give him a thumbs up, but you're completely unsure what you're even doing with your arm.

Dani taps on your shoulder. "Well, sir Krugg is very much emotionally vulnerable. As are you."

You giggle and poke her nose. "Hehe, Danini, y'sure use some big words."

She sighs with a reddened face. "Thank you, I think. May we ask some questions now?"
What do you ask?
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