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>???: Spawn gold ornamented treasure chest above them

You rub your hands together and click on [ Spawn Item ].

>Nobert (and the others):

You look down instensely into the forest. "Hmm...I spy...something green."

Evi flies to your side with her arms crossed. "Is it trees."

Dani flies to your other side, also looking in the same direction. "Fools, it is clearly grass."

You bop the back of both of their heads. "Nope. It's actually--"

Suddenly, you see a shadow loom over Evi. You look up for a moment, then back away from her slightly.
Dani tries to say something, but you also yank her back.

Evi raises an eyebrow. "Well? The heck were ya looking at--"

In the next moment, she gets crushed by a sizable gold chest, knocking her out and sending her plummeting.

You rush to catch the chest, while Dani rushes to catch Evi. You then fly back to her, noticing her reddened face. "This thing. This is what I spy."

Dani tilts her head. "That, uh, does not look green to me."
Evi would say something, but stars are orbiting her head right now.

You shake it a bit and hear something light inside. "Should I open it?"

Dani looks at it pensively. "I don't find this a rational decision, opening mysterious treasures that fall out of the sky--"

"Trick question, I'm opening it," you openly say, opening it out in the open.

>???: Surprise

You take a sip of Brady's coffee, but quickly grimace. "Egh. Too bitter."

>Nobert (and Dani): Flee

You scream as you fly upwards. "Someone wanna tell me what kind of sick fuck puts in a swarm of goddamn bees in a chest?!

Dani flies around you erratically, most likely from panic, but still clinging unto Evi tightly. "I really hope we've learned something here!"

You look behind you to see that there are even more bees, to the point where they're forming a blanket covering the entire lower altitude. "Yeah, I learned that we gotta get the fuck on outta here!"

Dani gets even more frantic with her flight. "We've no choice then! Let us make haste to the Green Vortex!"

You fly next to her. "That almost sounds responsible, and you know I don't like responsibility."

Dani flies ahead of you. "I truly question how you've managed to become employed."

"That's pretty simple--" you hear the buzzing get louder, "You know what, I'll take responsibility over bees."

With that, the three of you zoom towards the Green Vortex.
A prompt appears in the middle of your HUD: [ Ascend ]

Without a second thought, you focus in on it. The Vortex then expands, engulfing your vision with bright green. "I lied, this is what I spy."

In the next moment, everything goes black.

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(Choose your character)

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>???:

You laugh to yourself at the stunt you pulled. "I am such a genius. Bees. Heh."
In the corner of your eye, you spot your boss fast approaching your area. Oh shit. You can't be seen fooling around. Then again, Brady did ask you to cover him.

What do you do?
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