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TopicBoard 8 Wrasslin' League, a narrative simulation project with input &signups
Tom Bombadil
08/29/18 11:05:11 PM
#118:


-Match: King Maniac v. Pentagon
Clegane is still by ringside, where he bandies a few words with the new King. Pentagon climbs the turnbuckle in the meantime....but Maniac rushes...exchanges blows.....and throws him off through a table! Pentagon isn't BADLY hurt but he's not able to continue tonight.
Winner: Maniac

-Maniac is glad he doesn't have to waste his time on lowlifes like Pentagon. He had an idea after the last match. He has this old belt sitting around from another fed, and it would be fun to whack somebody with it. Eaed deserves better than he got tonight, so at the next PPV, he wants to fight Eaed in a MELEE MAYHEM BELT ON A POLE MATCH!

-Match: Rock and Cena v. Kora and Eddv
Having come off two big wins (one of them moral) at KotR, the ol' Team Boots to Asses are perhaps feeling a bit too pleased with themselves, and play things up for the crowd. Then again, they dominate the early stages. Cena gets a hot tag off one of two moves that the MLMF get in, and gets 2.8 off a springboard stunner on Eddv. Rock tags back in and finishes the deal with a daggum Head Scissors.
Winners: Rock/Cena

-MLMF claim they were too emotionally distressed to wrestle after Rock injured CPU. Rock tells them to shut their mouths and know their roles.

-Dario Cueto tells the fans how great this fed is. Why tonight, they get a cage match for no reason other than Bowser wanted to play with his food! And hey, Panthera is now recovered enough to make it sporting! B8WL is just great.

-CAGE MATCH: Panthera v. Bowser
Panthera immediately dropkicks Bowser into the cage. Bowser reaches through the bars and grabs a green shell...but the ref sees him, and kicks the flying shell back at Bowser! Panthera gets a nasty dose of Whirling Fortress when he tries to follow up, though. Hey y'know what fits through cage bars? Goombas. Hey y'know what else fits through cage bars? Cats. Pretty soon we have somehow managed to lose control of all the interference happening inside a dang cage, as cats and small Mario enemies tear around the ring causing havoc. Time for the good ol' Nitro finish!
Winner: Double DQ

-Also Miz has some good jokes about this on Twitter later
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