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Topic	Board 8 Wrasslin' League, a narrative simulation project with input &signups
Tom Bombadil 08/22/18 10:12:56 PM #89:	Show #8 M. Bison welcomes us to PSYCHO DRIVE, with his guest, the man who is on a quest to injure the whole roster, Pentagon Jr.! Pentagon comes out accompanied by....one of Panthera's cats! ~~it's supposed to be his wife and they have an affair, but I figured that'd be kinda weird to do with a B8er~~ The cat is letting Pentagon hold him and pet him and everything. Bison and Pentagon discuss the latter's streak of injuring folks, and how this particular cat left Panthera for a REAL man. We're about done here when Dario Cueto comes out! He has one thing to add...that Bison only got his show because Cueto forgot about him when he booked the matches for the evening! Bison is irrelevant! Pentagon throws the fuming Bison into part of his own set (specifically, the giant bell from his SF2 stage) to add injury to insult! Pentagon stays in the ring for the opening match, but first Rock has a little story to tell us....and here to help him out is the Rock's good buddy Wishbone! Wishbone comes out, decked out in Rock armbands and a cut up shirt. Once upon a time, there was a very mean jabroni who had to beat up people with car doors to win matches! An undersized CPU impersonator appears to growl at the fans. But then one day, the Rock came along, and laid the smacketh down on his candy ass! Wishbone dutifully chomps on the impersonator's rear, and slapstick hijinks ensue. CPU has heard about enough of this, and storms out to yell at...Wishbone, which isn't the smartest idea. CPU takes a Rock Bottom! -Match: Rock v. Pentagon A back and forth match in the early stages, but Pentagon's fired up tonight and takes control in the second half. He tosses Rock to the outside and follows with a wicked plancha, but when he rolls Rock back in for the finish, Rock snags him and hits a piledriver! Both men are down for a bit, but Pentagon is first up and kicks Rock in the head. There's the Sacrifice! Rock taps! Winner: Pentagon Jr. Rock keeps tapping after the bell, so Pentagon decides to let him go with his arm relatively intact. Cueto thinks that Sonic is in over his head with this...Chain Chomp match. He hopes Bowser will find him a tasty snack. -Match: Sonic v. Sandor Clegane Clegane manages to enforce his own tempo throughout the match, wearing Sonic down with rest holds and power offense. Sonic battles back, but Clegane hits a Jackhammer for a 2 count, and chokes Sonic out in frustration. Sonic gives Clegane a few chops, but Clegane no-sells...and hits an Axe Bomber! 1...2....3! Winner: Clegane Cueto comes out to belittle Sonic some more, but Clegane gets a bit miffed at the minimizing of his win. Who does this fancy fop think he is, anyway? -Match: Panthera v. Bowser Due to an abundance of doublebooking I didn't notice until now, Panthera is forced to fight hurt! To make matters worse, Bowser cheap shots him before the bell. Panthera is able to fit in some signature moves, but the arm injury is clearly taking its toll and stifling his momentum. Bowser is enjoying this, and wants Panthera in a CAGE next time! Then stuff like THIS won't happen! Bowser hits a backbreaker and tosses Panthera out of the ring to be attacked by a pack of Koopas! That's a DQ, man. Winner: Panthera Bowser complains about how everybody is out to get him, with Bryan trying to steal his partner and now this bogus DQ. --- Look at all those chickens I can be impulsive! I just have to think about it first! <cite>Tom Bombadil posted [p:907380632] in Board 8 Wr... [t:76874486]...</cite> <quote>Show #8 M. Bison welcomes us to PSYCHO DRIVE, with his guest, the man who is on a quest to injure the whole roster, Pentagon Jr.! Pentagon comes out accompanied by....one of Panthera's cats! it's supposed to be his wife and they have an affair, but I figured that'd be kinda weird to do with a B8er The cat is letting Pentagon hold him and pet him and everything. Bison and Pentagon discuss the latter's streak of injuring folks, and how this particular cat left Panthera for a REAL man. We're about done here when Dario Cueto comes out! He has one thing to add...that Bison only got his show because Cueto forgot about him when he booked the matches for the evening! Bison is irrelevant! Pentagon throws the fuming Bison into part of his own set (specifically, the giant bell from his SF2 stage) to add injury to insult! Pentagon stays in the ring for the opening match, but first Rock has a little story to tell us....and here to help him out is the Rock's good buddy Wishbone! Wishbone comes out, decked out in Rock armbands and a cut up shirt. Once upon a time, there was a very mean jabroni who had to beat up people with car doors to win matches! An undersized CPU impersonator appears to growl at the fans. But then one day, the Rock came along, and laid the smacketh down on his candy ass! Wishbone dutifully chomps on the impersonator's rear, and slapstick hijinks ensue. CPU has heard about enough of this, and storms out to yell at...Wishbone, which isn't the smartest idea. CPU takes a Rock Bottom! -Match: Rock v. Pentagon A back and forth match in the early stages, but Pentagon's fired up tonight and takes control in the second half. He tosses Rock to the outside and follows with a wicked plancha, but when he rolls Rock back in for the finish, Rock snags him and hits a piledriver! Both men are down for a bit, but Pentagon is first up and kicks Rock in the head. There's the Sacrifice! Rock taps! Winner: Pentagon Jr. Rock keeps tapping after the bell, so Pentagon decides to let him go with his arm relatively intact. Cueto thinks that Sonic is in over his head with this...Chain Chomp match. He hopes Bowser will find him a tasty snack. -Match: Sonic v. Sandor Clegane Clegane manages to enforce his own tempo throughout the match, wearing Sonic down with rest holds and power offense. Sonic battles back, but Clegane hits a Jackhammer for a 2 count, and chokes Sonic out in frustration. Sonic gives Clegane a few chops, but Clegane no-sells...and hits an Axe Bomber! 1...2....3! Winner: Clegane Cueto comes out to belittle Sonic some more, but Clegane gets a bit miffed at the minimizing of his win. Who does this fancy fop think he is, anyway? -Match: Panthera v. Bowser Due to an abundance of doublebooking I didn't notice until now, Panthera is forced to fight hurt! To make matters worse, Bowser cheap shots him before the bell. Panthera is able to fit in some signature moves, but the arm injury is clearly taking its toll and stifling his momentum. Bowser is enjoying this, and wants Panthera in a CAGE next time! Then stuff like THIS won't happen! Bowser hits a backbreaker and tosses Panthera out of the ring to be attacked by a pack of Koopas! That's a DQ, man. Winner: Panthera Bowser complains about how everybody is out to get him, with Bryan trying to steal his partner and now this bogus DQ. --- Look at all those chickens I can be impulsive! I just have to think about it first!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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