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TopicBoard 8 Wrasslin' League, a narrative simulation project with input &signups
Tom Bombadil
08/18/18 5:39:56 PM
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-Bridget is interviewed at ringside, and wants Johnny Mundo's hair and pants. Mundo does not find this particularly flattering, and yells at Bridget on the way to the ring.

-Match: Savage w/Liz v. Mundo
Liz taunts Mundo because it's national "poop on Mundo" day, and while Mundo is distracted, Savage applies a full nelson into an atomic drop. Mundo fails to even get out of the gates as Savage takes out some aggression, and a vertical suplex gets a 2.9999. Macho plays to the crowd, the ref tends to Macho, and Liz finishes Mundo off with Bridget's yo-yo. FACES.
Winner: Savage

-Pentagon has decided that this is, like many other things, [non-tos-friendly spanish terms]. He runs in, knocks Liz down, and levels Savage! Savage gets his arm broken!!

-Match: Rock v. CPU
CPU brings the car door to ringside to taunt Rock...and hits him with it before the bell! Rock never recovers, and CPU whoops his candy ass all over [city we are in this week!]
Winner: CPU

CPU's music doesn't play after the match, and instead Cena comes out. As a successful recording artist, Cena had a talk with the boys backstage, and they decided CPU needs new music. CPU has to stalk backstage while Cena cuts a diss track on him.

-Match: Mario v. Clegane
Clegane comes out with a standard of sorts- a fake cat head mounted on a pike, with a Macho Man hat on it. He HAS been wrecking some people lately, but Mario was runnerup for the championship! They waste no time with the fisticuffs. Clegane hits a backbreaker, but Peach buys time until Mario can recover with a flurry of punches and a stomp to the head. Hulk Hogan hops the barricade and argues with Peach! She's not respecting the brotherhood of wrestlers, brother! Mario tries to break them up, but eats a Big Boot (on the outside, where it's legal I guess!) Clegane no-sells a Mario Tornado, but Mario follows up with a biiiig right hand! Clegane's down for the three count!
Winner: Mario

-Sonic comes out after the match! He and Mario have a long and complicated history...there's a tense moment...and then they shake hands!

-Miz tries to talk Bowser out of the bad blood with Cena and Maniac, but Bowser ain't havin' it.

-GRUDGE MATCH: Cena and Maniac v. KoopAWESOME
Cena and Bowser start, which means the crowd is solidly behind Cena. (well, as much as a crowd is ever solidly behind Cena, anyway) Cena feeds off this for a flurry of offense right at the start, capping off with a Springboard Stunner and a YOU CAN'T SEE ME. Cena locks up, but Bowser sneaks a claw to the gut! Bowser throws Cena into the ropes, but Cena tags in Maniac. Bowser just gives Maniac a big ol' body slam, then tags in Miz. The KotR finals! Maniac hits a headbutt, tags in Cena, and hits a double suplex with him. Bowser runs in the ring while Miz is down. He gets on his knees and begs Cena to reconsider! Cena looks unsure...and Bowser low blows him and hits the Bowser Crush! Bowser runs interference on Maniac while the oblivious Miz rolls over for the cover...1.....2.....3!
Winners: KoopAWESOME

But wait! During the post-match celebration, Miz sees a replay of the finish! He argues with Bowser, then goes over to consult with the ref....and forfeits the match! Bowser's pretty pissed as we go off the air to Cena's music.
Winners: Cena/Maniac
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