LogFAQs > #907030766

Mhm. Look at all of these predictable choices. Dog? Cat? Bird!? They're all so... BORING! Not to mention I'm all but certain that birds work for The Devil. No, dude. You want something else as a pet. Something unique, out of this world and powered by batteries.

Yes I'm talking about a Tamagotchi, friend. They're the perfect pets. Feeding a poo clean up are just one or two button pushes away. You can play games with them and can take them anywhere due to their very small sizes. Finally, if you don't feel like being responsible anymore, you can put them on pause and they'll stay that way consequence free until you're ready to give a crap about them again. If that doesn't sell you on choosing them over some bunny that'll just poo out Cocoa Puffs pieces that don't taste the slightest bit like cocoa (I hear >.> ) then I just don't know what will.