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You put your hands on your hips, standing tall like a superhero. "Yet another insolent assumption! Only a fool would be careless enough to not keep their online and offline personas separate!" you say with bravado, but you'd rather die than admit you're just a lot less awkward online.

EdgemasterX blinks a few times. "Hey, who's the weirdo?"

He shrugs. "Uh, a friend I guess? She helped me through the beginning and told me all about the game."

She nods fervently. "Ah. Gotcha. It's like that. Hm." Her jaw drops. "Wait, YOU'RE Satellyte?!"

You point all five of your fingers at them while covering one of your eyes menacingly. "That's right, tis I, Dani Satellyte, that have guided you both to this very point! No need to thank me, your faces of gratitude are enough--"

Nopants has already hopped on the motorcycle. "I take it back, she might be a zombie."

EdgemasterX revs up the bike.

You put your hands in a prayer and bow. "Sorry. Please don't kill me."

She stops revving the bike. "Haha, we're just joshin' ya!" She lets out one more rev. "Probably."

He shoves her aside. "So, do you always talk like this?"

You checkmark your chin once again. "Oh? Does my sheer aura instill awe within you--"

Vroom.

You bow again. "Sorry. I, uh, I'm just not very good at talking."

He sighs tiredly. "Well, Dani, nice to meet you. I'm Nobert, and this," you continue fighting Evi's resistance against your hand, "is Amy."

She overcomes your hand. "It's Evi, ya numbskull!" She pauses for a bit, then looks at him with surprise. "Nobert! That's you're flippin' name! Man, I thought I'd never figure it out."

You do a curtsey, like those weird posh anime victorian wannabes. "Pleased to make your acquaintace, fellow party members."

They both blink. Nobert speaks up. "Uh, party members?"

"Yes, party members." You put the back of your hand under your chin like a princess. "I mentioned it before when we first chatted, did I not?"

He looks at his laptop again. "Oh yeah. So you did. Welp, hop in I guess. We got a dragon to plunder."

Evi looks back at him with a forced smile again. "Oh, Sir Nobrain. You are most silly!"

He returns the forced smile. "Haha, whatever do you mean Kennedy?"

She laughs without moving her mouth. "Oh, it's nothin'! Haha, it's okay to be as much of an idiot as you are! I forgive you for not seein' we can't possibly fit three people on this ride."

He shakes her, still keeping his deadshot smile. "Haha, oh yes, silly me!" The shaking intensifies. "I'm SUCH an IDIOT after all!"

She starts to get dizzy. "Eugh, alright, uncle, uncle!" The shaking stops, and she reorients herself. "Still, how are we gonna do this?"

How shall the three of your proceed?
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