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>Dani: Use some healing item

You sigh and cross your arms. "Okay, well, you know how undead monsters in games take damage from healing? If you give me a healing item and I die from it, there's your proof."

EdgemasterX looks over to Nopants excitedly. "Oh yeah! This zombie's pretty smart. Well you heard her, give up the potion!"

Nopants wears a very forced smile. "Alright. So. You're not gonna like this."

She pouts. "I already don't like that tone of yours. What's the hold up?!"

He holds out his hands, revealing nothing but bare air. "Here's your potion."

She lets out an equally forced smile. "Hm. So. I have a question."

He tilts his head. "Yes?"

"Where's the potion?"

"Whatever do you mean? It's right here."

Her smile starts to crack. "Oh, lovely...! Dearie me, I must be getting old. Uh, I don't think I see a potion."

He exaggerates his empty hands, still keeping his robotic jovial expression. "Oh, silly granny! That's right! You DRANK the potion because a certain SOMEONE decided to be a DUMBASS and recklessly charge at a bear!"

She laughs without moving her mouth. "Oh dearie! Now whoever could be foolish enough to--"

He runs up to Evi and shakes her. "Holy SHIT can we PLEASE just let her go she's CLEARLY not a zombie."

>Point out that zombies don't usually talk to people and why should I prove that I'm not a zombie when they can't prove that I am a zombie.

You brush off dust from your pajamas. "Yes, please listen to the sensible disco man here." You adjust your nonexistent glasses, similar to the manner you see in anime all the time. "Besides, if I truly were a zombie, would I be able to..." you point your finger at her grandiosely, "...talk to people?!"

Your voice echoes throughout the cave.

She lets out a gasp and staggers back as if you just shoved her. "Oh heck, have I been wrong this entire time?!"

Nopants facepalms.

You let the imaginary breeze blow your hair back menacingly. "Not only that! Why should I prove I'm not a zombie..." you point all five of your fingers at her, "...when you can't prove I am a zombie?!"

She falls on her back from the force of your words. "Holy smokes! This zombie's tougher than I thought!"

"Heh," you say, turning your back on her and adjusting your imaginary anime glasses once more. Holy shit you're too much of a weaboo to be socializing with other people irl.

Nopants helps her up. "So, we done being dumb yet?"

She pouts and walks back to the motorcycle. "Fine. But if we get bitten, I flippin' called it."

You turn around again, defeating the purpose of you turning back in the first place. You then whip your left arm outwards, as though you were unveiling an imaginary cape. "Greetings, nopants!"

He looks at you with a very confused and slightly fearful face. "Uh..."

You make a checkmark on your chin with your thumb and pointer. "Heh. I'll forgive you for your insolence. After all," you repeat the cape-flipping motion, "you stand before the great Satellyte!"

He pauses with a blank face. Shortly after, he materializes a laptop, glances at it, then back at you. "Wait, seriously? Shit dude, I thought you were a dude. Hell, you don't even talk like you do online."
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