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| Topic | Experimental CYOA: You might be trapped in a simulation |
| nikko004 08/15/18 4:50:25 PM #217: | >Nobert: Scratch thine scrote, among other things Well, you certainly feel an itch down there thanks to the terrible material of your disco pants, but that's the least of your worries. >Poke girl in pajamas with your foot You get off the bike and slowly approach the girl. She's not moving one bit. You get close to her and poke her with your foot. Evi screams. "Are ya crazy?!" she says while hopping off the bike and running out the cave. The girl slowly gets up. You jump back in surprise. She groans. "Yes...are you crazy? Running over people so casually." Evi: bless some water and pour it on Dani. Then Nob for possibly contracting something. You run back into the cave with hopefully-blessed-water that you found in a nearby puddle cupped in your hands. "Worry not unholy heathens! Y'all gonna get cleansed!" You splash the water on the girl and on pants-guy. >Nobert: Become unamused You look at Evi, unamused. >Dani: Become very unamused. You look at edgemasterX, very unamused. >Evi: Become amused. You smile at them. "There! Now you're all safe!" The girl lets out a very exhausted sigh. "Look, I'm not a zombie, okay?" You raise an eyebrow at her. "Oh yeah? Prove it!" Peon flies frantically in your face. "You foolish mortal! This one's soul is pure!--" You swat Peon away. What will you (Dani) do to prove you're not a zombie? --- How to open a door, Step one: https://imgur.com/EWKRS For those with pants - https://tinyurl.com/strangebutyourollwithit ... Copied to Clipboard! |
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