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>Dani: Teleport

You take one last look at this house. Even if it is just a simulated version, it still gives you some sentimental feelings.
You then take a deep breath and focus on the prompt in front of you.
The pendant pixelizes back into you, but the pixels fly all around you as you get engulfed in a blue light.

>Nobert: Teleport

You and Evi nod at each other, then you focus in on the prompt.
A blue light engulfs you both. You hold Evi tighter as she tightens her grip on the handlebars, though she uses one hand to shoo a frantic Peon off of her face.

...

The blue light fades, and your vision returns to the sight of the entrance of a...white cave? You rub your eyes to make sure you didn't just become colorblind. Yep, those are white rocks forming a cave. It looks pitch black inside, however. You look around you and see little green dots below. Oh wait, those are trees. You figure that you're on top of a mountain or something.

Evi's jaw drops. "Hey, this here's where I was gonna go t'get wings!"

You lean over to get a better view of the cave. "Linnie, those are a bunch of rocks. Not feathers."

She elbows you with a smile. "Thanks for lettin' me know, thought I didn't have eyes for a sec." Her face turns to a pout. "No ya dingus, there's some kinda dragon in there! If y'can rip off its wings, you can put em on and head straight to the sky!"

You grimace a bit. "Oof, that sounds great but kinda hardcore."

She revs up the bike. "I'll take hardcore over stayin' here."

With that, the two of you begin to rush into the cave, only for blue light to flash above you as something crashes from the sky and gets rammed by the bike.

In the next moment, all you see is a young girl in her pajamas being flung a few feet in front of you while the sound of screeching tires echo out of the cave walls.

You shake Evi. "Oh shit, I think you just killed someone!"

Her teeth clatter. "I can't afford t'go to prison! They don't got blades there!"

"Sally there are two problems with those words," you say while looking around to see if anyone saw that, "One, that's real adorable that you think prison doesn't have any blades, and two, we can probably just book it and no one'll suspect it was us."

She revs up the bike again. "Great idea! Time to--"

The girl groans softly and starts to get up.

You let out a breath of relief. "Oh thank god, she's not dead--"

Evi screams. "HOLY SMOKES ITS A ZOMBIE!" she yells out as she rams the young girl again.

This time she wasn't flung as far since Evi couldn't accelerate fast enough.

You shake Evi wildly. "EVI I DO NOT WANT TO GO TO PRISON."

She turns around with a pale face. "Yeah well I don't wanna get bitten and become a zombie!"

The young girl groans once again and raises her arm weakly.

Evi screams again and reaches for the accelerator.

You slap her hand off. "Dude, will you cut that shit?!"

The girl's hand points upward as she starts to speak with a shaky voice. "Yes...please...listen to the man with a sense of--"

Evi slaps your hand away and revs up the bike. "IT'S TRYING TO NEGOTIATE!"

You jab the sides of her stomach, causing her to let go of the handlebar in surprise. "Zoey, for one second can we please try to avoid prison."

The girl's hand forms a thumbs up, then falls limp to the ground.

What do you do?
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