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TopicBoard 8 Wrasslin' League, a narrative simulation project with input &signups
Tom Bombadil
08/09/18 10:08:39 PM
#32:


-Maniac v. Miz
Maniac is a HOUSE ON FIRE and Miz has just wrestled two legends. Even injured, Maniac is able to unload and even sneak in a choke, after which Maryse clocks him with a green shell. With the ref distracted, Miz follows up with a hair pull. Maniac has had enough of these shenanigans. He finds a wheelbarrow under the ring, chucks Maryse into it, and rolls her all the way up the entry ramp! That's not enough to stop her, though, and she hits a chop block once he turns around to go back to the ring. Miz comes down to help, and takes a powerslam on the ramp! Miz gets frustrated...and sends Maryse to the back, tired of her fighting his battles for him! Is....is Miz turning face? He certainly seems to be, playing to the crowd who are also tired of interference. ...Bowser comes down and smacks Maniac from behind, but Miz seems unaware. Maniac slides in the ring, only to take a bulldog. Skull Crushing Finale! 1....2....3!
Winner (AGAIN): Miz

-After the match, Maniac....shakes Miz's hand and raises it! Nobody else issues a challenge. Now I have to figure out how to Sting/Luger KoopMiz >_>

-For the crowds, this show is a devastating lack of good wrestling. For Bison, this is a Thursday on which he is not booked.

-KotR Round 2: Incineroar v. Kora
Quick and dirty brawl. Incineroar sneaks a Fire Punch in there when the ref isn't looking, but Kora tanks it reasonably well. What he doesn't tank is being chucked out of the ring, having some chairs piled on him, and taking a dang Malicious Moonsault through them. Ref has been letting them go a bit, but that's gonna be a countout at least, geeze.
Winner: Incineroar

-Kora is able to find his feet somehow. He may have lost the battle tonight, but the Men of Low Moral Fiber will win the war! No matter how much debris is thrown at them, no matter how much they are hated by the fans or held down by the power, MLMF are here to STAY!

-Sonic the Hedgehog is in the ring, and BYE BYE BYE is playing! (because he has a bye in the tournament, get it?!?) Dario Cueto comes out and says that, seeing it in person, this is just far too 90's for him. He sends Sonic to the back! Instead, we are going to have...Pacman Jones! With his guest...Dario Cueto! Jones gives Cueto some softballs, and he talks about how great he is. It's kinda boring, honestly.

-CPU talks about how Maniac is like so many other of B8WL's heroes- he can't get anything done on his own, he has no sense, and he gets injured at the drop of a hat! Just like eaed, and Bryan, and....this last earns him a lariat from Bryan. Eh, he'll be fine.

-KotR Round 2: Maniac v. CPU
Both men seem content to take it slow in the early stages. Maniac gets off a Lunatic Lariat (I will not call it the "Wackyline") and follows with some mat-based stuff. Probably the best idea he's had all night with regards to working hurt. CPU hits Starship Pain out of nowhere! You might think that move would be particularly difficult to hit "out of nowhere" with all the setup involved, and you'd be right, but CPU is JUST THAT CRAZY GUYZE. He can't quite follow it up with a pin, though, and Maniac headbutts him. Maniac goes for the Implant DDT, but CPU powers out. CPU retreats to the outside...but Maniac slams him on the mat! Implant DDT...no, CPU shoves Maniac off into the ropes....Lunatic Lariat! Implant DDT...only gets 2! Piledriver....barely gets 2! Implant DDT....THAT finally puts CPU away! A heroic (some might say dumb) effort by Maniac puts him through to the semis! He celebrates with the jubilant crowd as the show goes off the air.
Winner: Maniac
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