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TopicBoard 8 Wrasslin' League, a narrative simulation project with input &signups
Tom Bombadil
08/09/18 9:21:36 PM
#30:


Show #5

-Nico Yazawa is here to tell you that Sandor Clegane's cardio is almost good enough to be an idol, which is way better than being a knight anyway! Nico nico nii, and such.

-Kenshin Himura v. Sandor Clegane
Kenshin tries to take his time and feel out Clegane, but gets caught by the big man and punished on several occasions. Clegane, tiring of Kenshin's speed, calls him a weak little man. Kenshin fights out of an armbar, but behind the ref's back, Clegane gets him with thumbs to both eyes! Kenshin goes down, and the ref calls for a stoppage.
Winner: Clegane

-Clegane is tired of fighting these tiny WIMPS, and calls out RANDY SAVAGE for a REAL FIGHT with NO RULES. Sonic shows up to remind Clegane that THIS tiny wimp beat Clegane in his debut! Sonic and Clegane get in each other's faces a bit.

-Maniac is sorry that Bryan had to miss the first round of KotR, but hopes he won't MIZ this chance for vengeance!

-Daniel Bryan v. Bowser
Bowser is able to goad Bryan into a brawling approach, and that just isn't gonna work out for him. Bowser gets a two count off of Hammer Bro interference, and lets out a roar. Bowser tears his [quad] and stumbles! The ref goes over to check on him...but it's all a ruse! The Hammer Bro whacks Bryan a good one while the ref is distracted. Bowser drops the act and goes for the Bowser Crush, but Bryan rolls away. Yes Lock! Bowser gets to the ropes. ANOTHER Hammer Bro shot! That one rattles Bryan's cage. Bowser chucks him to the floor...and Bryan can't get back in on the ten count.
Winner: Bowser

-The Miz is gloating backstage over his buddy's win. Maniac shows up and chews him out, saying Bowser can't win by himself!

-Pacman Jones is ringside in a Men of Low Moral Fiber before the next match.

-Mario v. Eddv
Eddv takes a slow-paced, technical approach, while Mario comes out of the box ready to bust out some moves. Mario goes for a powerbomb way too early, and Eddv reverses into a head scissors. Eddv hits some power offense, but Mario is able to turn the tables with a Mario Tornado, sending Eddv flying into the corner. Eddv rebounds into a rollup....and it gets three!
Winner: Mario

-Dario Cueto comes out just to tell these two how unimpressed he is with them. They couldn't get the job done at Triangle Trauma, they couldn't get it done in the very first round of KotR, and they didn't even do anything spectacular tonight, in his opinion!

-KotR Round 2: Randy Savage v. The Miz
Patrick Stewart comes out with Savage, and gives his best attempt at a Macho Man promo. Apparently they are good buddies, who knew? Savage kicks Miz in the head, and he rolls out of the ring to regroup. Jack Frost rushes the ring! He hee-hos around for a while until Savage picks him up and flings him into the second row! Savage continues in control of the match until Maryse slides Miz a chair, which evens things up right quick. Miz is able to lock in an ankle lock for quite some time, especially since Maryse keeps the ref busy during what should be a rope break. Macho gets fired up...but also gets kicked in the nuts. Miz keeps up the assault, but nothing's keeping Savage down...until he hits a corner bulldog, followed by the Skull Crushing Finale. Miz is moving on!
Winner: The Miz

-Bryan says that this was a miscarriage of justice, and he wants a shot at Miz RIGHT NOW!

-Byran v. Miz
This is a thing, apparently. Bryan's fighting a bit reckless for a recently-injured guy who's already fought tonight, and Miz is able to keep a slightly cooler head and exploit him. Bowser shows up to help, as well. Miz steals the Yes Kicks, and almost gets a win off them! Maryse holds Bryan's leg as he gets up, slowing him down enough for the SKULL CRUSHING FINALE
Winner (again): Miz

-...now MANIAC is out to challenge Miz!
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