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Tom Bombadil 08/06/18 10:18:10 PM #14:	-KotR Round 1: Mario v. Bowser Bowser is still feeling pretty good about life, and Mario reminds him who tends to win their scuffles. Bell rings, and Mario takes a swing...Bowser catches it, and pulls Mario into a Full Nelson. Mario fights, but just can't get anywhere in Bowser's massive grip! ...After a few minutes of struggle, Mario taps! What a shocker! Winner: Bowser Bowser celebrates in the ring, when a weird theremin cover of "Hail to the Chief" plays! In the ring...materializes the Ghost of George Washington! He gestures for a mic, and then calls out Bowser. George cannot tell a lie, and that win was not fair. As a ghost, Washington could tell that Bowser had a little extra help! A Boo materializes to deny these allegations, but that just looks even worse. The ref overturns the decision, and disqualifies Bowser! Then again, Mario tapped out, so it looks like the next match's winner is getting a bye! REAL Winner: No contest -Eddv and his buddies cut a promo. He came up just a bit short against Cena last week, but at least he's not Mario, and once he wins King of th- a green shell hits him in the head! Mario is seen dashing off before he can get tripleteamed. Not enough to do lasting damage, but enough to make a statement. -KotR Round 1: Sonic v. Eddv Tails works overtime at ringside to help Sonic get going, even telling him that winners don't do shots! Sonic gets on a roll, even throwing out Caelus when he gets involved. Later, though, Sonic gets a shot glass to the back of the head. Eddv gets a 2 count off of that, but Sonic battles back and hits a Spin Dash! 1....2....3! Winner: Sonic Sonic celebrates his win and his upcoming bye next week! -Dario Cueto has no interest in these next two clumsy oafs that get themselves injured constantly. -KotR Round 1: Maniac v. Sandor Sandor overpowers the injured Maniac, but wastes too much time jawing at the crowd. Maniac unleashes a series of elbow strikes! The crowd has gotten in Clegane's head, and Maniac lands a big lariat! 1.....2.....3! Winner: Maniac CPU runs in and attacks Maniac! They brawl to the back, where Maniac throws CPU into a trash can. His buddies had best get him out quick, because he's up next! -KotR Round 1: Panthera v. CPU CPU hobbles to the ring...but is playing possum, and cheap shots Panthera! What follows is a pretty even match. CPU hits a mean DDT and breaks into a dance number, until the cats get in the ring and stare him down. CPU is only momentarily fazed though, and stares back while locking in a Full Nelson. He announces cheerfully that he has low moral fiber as Panthera taps! Winner: CPU Panthera lost clean, and claps for CPU as the show goes off the air. --- Look at all those chickens I can be impulsive! I just have to think about it first! <cite>Tom Bombadil posted [p:906398498] in Board 8 Wr... [t:76874486]...</cite> <quote>-KotR Round 1: Mario v. Bowser Bowser is still feeling pretty good about life, and Mario reminds him who tends to win their scuffles. Bell rings, and Mario takes a swing...Bowser catches it, and pulls Mario into a Full Nelson. Mario fights, but just can't get anywhere in Bowser's massive grip! ...After a few minutes of struggle, Mario taps! What a shocker! Winner: Bowser Bowser celebrates in the ring, when a weird theremin cover of "Hail to the Chief" plays! In the ring...materializes the Ghost of George Washington! He gestures for a mic, and then calls out Bowser. George cannot tell a lie, and that win was not fair. As a ghost, Washington could tell that Bowser had a little extra help! A Boo materializes to deny these allegations, but that just looks even worse. The ref overturns the decision, and disqualifies Bowser! Then again, Mario tapped out, so it looks like the next match's winner is getting a bye! REAL Winner: No contest -Eddv and his buddies cut a promo. He came up just a bit short against Cena last week, but at least he's not Mario, and once he wins King of th- a green shell hits him in the head! Mario is seen dashing off before he can get tripleteamed. Not enough to do lasting damage, but enough to make a statement. -KotR Round 1: Sonic v. Eddv Tails works overtime at ringside to help Sonic get going, even telling him that winners don't do shots! Sonic gets on a roll, even throwing out Caelus when he gets involved. Later, though, Sonic gets a shot glass to the back of the head. Eddv gets a 2 count off of that, but Sonic battles back and hits a Spin Dash! 1....2....3! Winner: Sonic Sonic celebrates his win and his upcoming bye next week! -Dario Cueto has no interest in these next two clumsy oafs that get themselves injured constantly. -KotR Round 1: Maniac v. Sandor Sandor overpowers the injured Maniac, but wastes too much time jawing at the crowd. Maniac unleashes a series of elbow strikes! The crowd has gotten in Clegane's head, and Maniac lands a big lariat! 1.....2.....3! Winner: Maniac CPU runs in and attacks Maniac! They brawl to the back, where Maniac throws CPU into a trash can. His buddies had best get him out quick, because he's up next! -KotR Round 1: Panthera v. CPU CPU hobbles to the ring...but is playing possum, and cheap shots Panthera! What follows is a pretty even match. CPU hits a mean DDT and breaks into a dance number, until the cats get in the ring and stare him down. CPU is only momentarily fazed though, and stares back while locking in a Full Nelson. He announces cheerfully that he has low moral fiber as Panthera taps! Winner: CPU Panthera lost clean, and claps for CPU as the show goes off the air. --- Look at all those chickens I can be impulsive! I just have to think about it first!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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