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TopicExperimental CYOA: You might be trapped in a simulation
nikko004
08/06/18 4:42:54 PM
#198:


>Combine 3ds stylus + spork + bingdomwarts

[ Retractable 3DS Stylus + Spork = Something Versatile ]
[ Cost: 0 Icas (Tutorial discount applied) ]
[ Alchemizing... ]
[ Combination complete. ]
[ Retractable Sporklus (Cast?) acquired. Allocated to HDD. ]

It's just a spork, but smaller and retractable, with the sleek look of a 3DS stylus.
No screen protector could possibly protect your 3DS against this. This is why they made Switch cartridges taste abhorrent.

[ Bingdomwarts + Retractable Sporklus = A Square Enix Reject ]
[ Cost: 0 Icas (Tutorial discount applied) ]
[ Alchemizing... ]
[ Combination complete. ]
[ Bingdomwarts 3D: Disposable Dream Dinnerware (Cast/Smash) acquired. Allocated to RAM. Equipped to MAINHAND ]

It looks like...the Keyblade? If it had a wooden handle, a plastic blade, and was a spork at the end instead of an actual key. This makes bootleg products look legitimate.
On the brightside, at least it's retractable so you can hide this shameful monstrosity.
You wonder if it's too late to undo this.

A new icon appears in your HUD next to Combination: [ Alchemy: Uncombinize ]

That's not even a word and you agree with it.

>Uncombinize Bingdomwarts 3D

[ Bingdomwarts 3D = Bingdomwarts + Retractable Sporklus ]
[ Cost: 0 Icas (Tutorial discount applied) ]
[ Alchemizing... ]
[ Uncombinization complete. ]
[ Bingdomwarts (Cast/Smash) acquired. Allocated to RAM. Equipped to MAINHAND ]
[ Retractable Sporklus (Cast?) acquired. Allocated to HDD. ]

Oh, sweet, it works. You keep uncombinizing until you're back with your Bootleg Bogwarts Wand, Rusty Key, Retractable 3DS Stylus, and Spork.

>Combine Spork + Retractable 3DS Stylus + Bootleg Bogwarts Wand

[ Retractable Sporklus + Bootleg Bogwarts Wand = Something Disappointingly Magical ]
[ Cost: 0 Icas (Tutorial discount applied) ]
[ Alchemizing... ]
[ Combination complete. ]
[ Ecsporkto Retractium (Cast) acquired. Allocated to RAM. Equipped to MAINHAND. ]

Now this. This looks...like something. It's as small as a 3DS stylus, with the tips split into three, like a weird 'Y' shape but with a normal wand tip in the middle, and the ends of the Y as sporks. You do many wizards a disservice.
But hey, at least it's retractable.

What do you do now?

Inventory:
RAM (3 Slots)
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Ecsporkto Retractium (Cast) [E]
Stuffed Hatsune Miku Plushie [E]
Purple Pajamas [E]

HDD (10 Slots)
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Wing Fragment
Icarus Server Manual
Hello Kitty Lighter
Gargantuan TV
Metal Bucket of Water
Rusty Key
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