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It's 2190.

We're on the brink of a new expansion. Card reveals left and right. Let's see today's reveal:

"1 Mana Spell, Draw all Legendaries from your deck. Druid."

No. Not again.

2018 was the year of the Revolution against Druid. Blizzard decided to print the most broken cards for Druid, since some employee got a Crotch Pinnochio whenever Druid was in the meta.

Players were foaming at the mouths over "a cheaper sprint that tutors" with reactions such as "Well, f***." or "Druidstone all over again."

It can't be that bad. Not after that.

Oh, but it was.

Yesterday, a Druid card was revealed once more.

"3 mana 4/4, Battlecry: All Dragons in your deck cost 0 for the rest of the game."

Malygos reigns supreme again. It was hall of famed, but Blizzard brought it back as a class card for Druid. Except with Spell Damage +10.

Fibonacci Paladin and Murloc Rogue have nothing against this. Look at Rogue's new legendary:

"4 Mana 1/1, Battlecry: Copy all deathrattles in your deck. Deathrattle: Activate them for the opponent."

Not even Warlock could save us.

"3 Mana Spell, Discard your deck. Summon all demons discarded."

See, this seems like a game-breaking card, but Blizzard actually printed Naturalize 2: Electric Druidgaloo, which is:

"1 Mana, Destroy all enemy minions. Your opponent draws double the amount of cards equal to the number of minions destroyed."

The nerfs were the only thing that could save us. But did it? No. Not at all.

"We've decided to nerf Swipe to only deal 3 damage to a single target and 1 to all others. It balances out the class as a whole. We're also deciding to nerf Cog-Saron, HOPE5 End so that when it dies, all spells are cast for your opponent. We will not be offering a dust refund for either card."

Hunter still hasn't gotten card draw. A new deck, Dragon Hunter, has emerged. It's not strong enough against the meta.

Tier 1: Ramp Druid. Malygos Druid. Weapon Druid. (Yes, they printed a second Twig, and made the other one evergreen.)

Tier 2: Token Druid. Murloc Druid. Discard Druid. Quest Druid.

Tier 3: Spell Druid, Miracle Rogue, Minion Druid, Odd Druid, Even Druid.

Tier 4: Prime Druid, Steal-Yo-Druid, Discolock, and Mana Fling Druid.

Tier 5: MTG Druid, FBI Druid, DDoS Druid, CS:GO Druid, Ben Druid.

The game's name is now Druidstone: Druids of Druid.

The game director cosplays as a Druid in trailers.

Nothing's okay.

But we may have one savior: YES Paladin.

See, a new card came out on the first day of the announcement.

"4 Mana Spell, If you've destroyed 15 or more cards in your deck, win the game."

Join our cause. YES Paladin shall prevail.

Oh nevermind, Druid got more armor and draw.
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