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TopicHow many cats do you own
TsC_PoLiTiKz
07/29/18 7:41:05 AM
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We have 1. My partner named him Salem while I was in the hospital/at my mom's with a kidney stone; I was pissed at the lack of creativity.

His mom, who is our neighbor, has about fucking fifty and it's annoying af. No sarcasm, I would say there's 20, and one of them just had kittens. She works at a landfill and finds cats and just... Brings them home. They're often pregnant.

I love cats, but I've reached a point of running them out of our yard. They've 100% taken over her place (in a bad, not sanitary way, not a "YAY KITTIES EVERYWHERE!" kinda way) and I'll be damned if I let then come over here and fuck with my stuff.
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