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>Nobert: Continue being obnoxious

nopants: I just realized something. Didn't I sell this pipe way back there?
nopants: How'd you drag it all the way here when it would take a long time to do that?
satellyte: oh thats easy kind of
satellyte: i just messed with the memory allocation over at a certain register
satellyte: and because you had it equipped it set a flag
satellyte: which allows me to exploit a certain variable
satellyte: and trigger a buffer overflow
satellyte: where i can then swap the object im holding with whatever was stored in the buffer
nopants: Hey quick question but what the fuck was any of that shit.
satellyte: basically im sorta able to materialize things youve equipped before
satellyte: but its hard to pull off since it needs a lot of conditions to work
nopants: Hehehe.
nopants: Pull off.
satellyte: You Are Not Making This Easy
nopants: Oh is it too hard for you?
satellyte is offline.
satellyte is online.
satellyte: just push down on the damn pipe its still not budging

You look over to the pipe and notice that it's shaking a lot, but the tree still remains still. You extend your hand over to it and try to force it down.

The tree budges only slightly, but not enough to free you.
You exhale in defeat.

>Evi:

They start throwing knives at your direction. Fortunately for you, their aim is terrible, but you're not gonna stick around until one of them hits. You continue revving up the motorcycle, but something seems to be halting the engine. You smack it. "Dangit! C'mon!"

You see Cherry fast approaching you and you rev it with more and more desperation. "C'mon...I got...a friend to save!"

Peon lands on the handlebar and lets out black flames which spread throughout the motorcycle. "Consider yourself lucky to be in the presence of my power, mortal!"

It changes its original red hue to complete darkness, and the engine suddenly starts up with blue flames blaring out of the exhaust for a moment.

You grin and rev it one more time to let the engine roar. You take a look at Cherry one more time and blow her a kiss, then start accelerating away.

>Nobert:

You whistle along to September.

nopants: Well, it was certainly a good idea. Totally worth it to at least run the dick jokes dry.
satellyte: They Were Dry A Long Time Ago
satellyte: anyways it doesnt seem like were gonna get anywhere
satellyte: until we can find something forceful enough to pry the tree out

Faintly, you can hear the sound of a low rumbling noise. You're not sure what it is, but it's getting closer. You soon recognize it to be the sound of an engine. Sweat drops down your face. You seriously hope whatever's coming isn't here to kill you.

From the skies, you see something shrouded in black. It sporadically spews out blue flames and hurdles towards you at terminal velocity.
You close your eyes and clench your teeth, hoping that when you get crushed it won't hurt too badly.

Evi lands with one wheel smashing down the end of the lever, which catapults the tree off of you. She looks at you, panting with concern. "Heya bud, didja miss me?"

You slowly open your eyes. "Oh shit, am I dead?"

She yanks your arm and gets you sitting behind her. "Ya will be if y'don't hold on tightly!"
With that, she starts revving the engine.

You quickly reach out to grab the Laptop, which then pixelizes into your inventory.

[ Laptop acquired. ]

You get a bit of whiplash from Evi suddenly zooming forward, then you frantically hold on to her as she suggested. "Jeez, do you know how to drive this thing?!"
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