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Topic	Experimental CYOA: You might be trapped in a simulation
nikko004 07/26/18 5:06:58 PM #155:	>Evi: Check out the Item Tent You walk into the item tent, where you see a purple-hooded figured hunched over the counter. He greets you with a smile that you can't actually see. "Welcome! Check out the Shitty wares I got today!" [ ITEM SHOP: HP Potion - 20 Icas SP Potion - 80 Icas Photo of Shirtless Steven Seagal (1 Left in Stock) - 150 Icas Mysterious But Otherwise Shitty Ring (1 Left in Stock) - 100 Icas ] What do you (Evi) do? >Peon: Explode on the tent You fly over to the...hmm, there's too many tents. Who cares! All these mortals shall perish under your reign! You laugh meniacally as you divebomb headfirst into the nearest tent. "Hahaha! Tremble before my absolute power! Ash to ashes, dust to dust!--" An unimportant hooded figure emerges from the flaps of the tent, picking his nose. The flap generates a bit of wind, knocking you away into the ground. You fly back to your accursed mortal companion in crushing defeat. >Nobert: Hum some disco to raise the funk babey The formerly inaudible Michael Jackson that was playing constantly in your head now stands out to you, since you're left with nothing but time and your new best tree friend that you've named Woody. You can't help but hum along to it. "Mm hm...just beat it..." FUNK LEVEL [ STILL 10% ] >Destroy Woody with Funk Flash You let out a frustrated sigh. "Oh, fuck this! I'm sorry Woody, but we must part ways!" You feel immense power being channeled through your veins. The wind around you blows intensely and small rocks start levitating around you. This is it. "Haaa, FUNK FLASH!!!" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OWhuhw75Ewg" data-time=" The immeasurable might of Michael Jackson's strange noise rings out as a small soundwave erupts from around your body. You see Woody get lifted up. Yes! You're doing it! Woody was only propelled up by about an inch. It slams back down on you, crushing you even more. HP: [ 40% ] FUNK LEVEL: [ 0% ] You stretch out your arms in defeat. "Fucking McTiddies. I'm gonna die out here." Suddenly, a strange blocky object emerges and falls from the sky To you, it looks like it's getting bigger. At this point, you're kind of ready to accept that it might kill you on impact. You flinch right before it hits you, only that it has stopped inches away from your face. It's a...laptop? Looks like the same one you saw back at the destroyed office building. It hovers over to your chest, and the screen fizzes on to a familiar messaging screen. satellyte is online. satellyte: holy shit satellyte: i finally caught up to you nopants: How the fuck. satellyte: i forgot to tell you satellyte: but i can move around small stuff that youve interacted with satellyte: but really slowly nopants: Wait, was that you that saved me at the inn? satellyte: youre welcome :P satellyte: anyways thats not important right now satellyte: youre taking too long to get wings satellyte: seriously the others took like an hour satellyte: and what are you doing nopants: Enjoying my time with Woody, thank you very much. satellyte: woody? satellyte: You Named satellyte: A Tree satellyte is offline. satellyte is online. satellyte: okay listen satellyte: im just gonna walk you through this satellyte: since youre sidetracking too much nopants: We don't have a time limit do we? satellyte: nah satellyte: but its making us look bad nopants: To who? satellyte: whom* satellyte: look are you with me or not What do you (Nobert) say/ask? --- How to open a door, Step one: https://imgur.com/EWKRS For those with pants - https://tinyurl.com/strangebutyourollwithit <cite>nikko004 posted [p:905768367] in Experiment... [t:76756807]...</cite> <quote>>Evi: Check out the Item Tent You walk into the item tent, where you see a purple-hooded figured hunched over the counter. He greets you with a smile that you can't actually see. "Welcome! Check out the Shitty wares I got today!" [ ITEM SHOP: HP Potion - 20 Icas SP Potion - 80 Icas Photo of Shirtless Steven Seagal (1 Left in Stock) - 150 Icas Mysterious But Otherwise Shitty Ring (1 Left in Stock) - 100 Icas ] What do you (Evi) do? >Peon: Explode on the tent You fly over to the...hmm, there's too many tents. Who cares! All these mortals shall perish under your reign! You laugh meniacally as you divebomb headfirst into the nearest tent. "Hahaha! Tremble before my absolute power! Ash to ashes, dust to dust!--" An unimportant hooded figure emerges from the flaps of the tent, picking his nose. The flap generates a bit of wind, knocking you away into the ground. You fly back to your accursed mortal companion in crushing defeat. >Nobert: Hum some disco to raise the funk babey The formerly inaudible Michael Jackson that was playing constantly in your head now stands out to you, since you're left with nothing but time and your new best tree friend that you've named Woody. You can't help but hum along to it. "Mm hm...just beat it..." FUNK LEVEL [ STILL 10% ] >Destroy Woody with Funk Flash You let out a frustrated sigh. "Oh, fuck this! I'm sorry Woody, but we must part ways!" You feel immense power being channeled through your veins. The wind around you blows intensely and small rocks start levitating around you. This is it. "Haaa, FUNK FLASH!!!" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OWhuhw75Ewg" data-time=" The immeasurable might of Michael Jackson's strange noise rings out as a small soundwave erupts from around your body. You see Woody get lifted up. Yes! You're doing it! Woody was only propelled up by about an inch. It slams back down on you, crushing you even more. HP: [ 40% ] FUNK LEVEL: [ 0% ] You stretch out your arms in defeat. "Fucking McTiddies. I'm gonna die out here." Suddenly, a strange blocky object emerges and falls from the sky To you, it looks like it's getting bigger. At this point, you're kind of ready to accept that it might kill you on impact. You flinch right before it hits you, only that it has stopped inches away from your face. It's a...laptop? Looks like the same one you saw back at the destroyed office building. It hovers over to your chest, and the screen fizzes on to a familiar messaging screen. satellyte is online. satellyte: holy shit satellyte: i finally caught up to you nopants: How the fuck. satellyte: i forgot to tell you satellyte: but i can move around small stuff that youve interacted with satellyte: but really slowly nopants: Wait, was that you that saved me at the inn? satellyte: youre welcome :P satellyte: anyways thats not important right now satellyte: youre taking too long to get wings satellyte: seriously the others took like an hour satellyte: and what are you doing nopants: Enjoying my time with Woody, thank you very much. satellyte: woody? satellyte: You Named satellyte: A Tree satellyte is offline. satellyte is online. satellyte: okay listen satellyte: im just gonna walk you through this satellyte: since youre sidetracking too much nopants: We don't have a time limit do we? satellyte: nah satellyte: but its making us look bad nopants: To who? satellyte: whom* satellyte: look are you with me or not What do you (Nobert) say/ask? --- How to open a door, Step one: https://imgur.com/EWKRS For those with pants - https://tinyurl.com/strangebutyourollwithit</quote> ... 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