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>Go to the path the bear cleared

You pat the tree on top of him. "Stay put, alright?"

He whistles. "...Oh, I had a choice to do anything else?"

You stomp on the tree again. "Yeah, you can stop bein' a sarcastic doof!"

He grimaces in pain. "Alright alright, staying put it is."

With that, you sigh and march off towards the path that the bear cleared.

>Vent your frustration on the trees around you

You're a good ways deep into the path with nothing to see besides fallen trees and leaves.
Nothing but your thoughts either. The more you look at these trees, the more pissed off you get for some reason.

You finally snap and start harshly kicking on a random tree to the side. "Agh! Ya dumb trees! Why'd ya have t'get in my way! Can't believe I gotta go adventurin' alone again!"

Suddenly, a prompt appears: [ ! ]

You quickly jump back in case it's something dangerous.

Against your expectations, a black butterfly emerges from inside the tree you mercilessly thrashed.

You hear a ghastly voice from somewhere: "You there. Angry peon. I demand your soul."
You look around to where it's coming from, swatting away the butterfly that's aggressively flying in front of your face.

The voice reaches out to you again, this time with more anger. "Peon! You shall give up your soul at once!"

You sit with crossed legs to ponder if you've finally gone crazy. "Aw rats. Did I piss off the tree gods or somethin'?" you say as you put a hand to your chin.

The butterfly lands on your hand.

The voice comes out again. "Do you dare taunt me, peon?! Offering me estate to your flesh puppet and luring me into thinking your guard is down?! I am INSULTED!!!"

The butterfly starts flying around your hand and nuzzling against it.

"Haha! Tremble before my might, peon! You are faced with a god--"

You yawn and instinctively cover your mouth, nearly bringing the butterfly to it.

The voice starts getting shaky. "This cannot be! My godly powers are being bested?!"

The butterfly starts flapping aggressively, tickling your nose a little.

You sneeze. It gets blown away.

The voice comes to you once again, meek and weakened. "A temptress of the winds! I was a fool! Peon! You have been deemed worthy by my infallible judgement--"

You stand back up and stretch out your arms, swatting the butterfly away by accident. "Well, no use beatin' round the bush. Gotta save my partner!" With that, you continue walking forward.

The butterfly lands on your nose.

"Peon! Do you view me with such incredible disrespect?! I'll have you know that these lands were once mine!--"

You pluck the butterfly off your nose and have it stand on your finger. "Ah, did I scare ya from your home? I'm real sorry 'bout that." You bring it closer to your face. "Ain'tcha a cutie! You can come along with me if y'like! I think I'll call ya..."

What shall you name this butterfly?
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