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ParanoidObsessive posted...

Make sure you find out what his favorite foods are, in case you have to arrange a poisoning later.

This is why I like you. Always planning ahead.

Moonjay posted...

One thing I have to say is that in many places, letting someone live in your house for free for even a few months gives them rights that make it hard to get them to leave. After a few years he could just be like nope, not leaving. Then you have to go through the eviction process... Which a lot of people are too embarrassed or lazy to do to relatives. I know that so, so well.

At the absolute least, get everything very very clearly written down and signed. Preferably talk to a lawyer first.

Yeah, that's part of the red flags, the legal ramifications of such an arrangement. But then there's the whole issue of getting money involved with family and that can get awful fast.
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