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Avengers: Civil War

Time to watch the scummy Captain America be anti-America. Down with America! For America!

In 1991 AD... war was beginning. In the trunk of the car Bucky shot... blood. I hope this is not Chris's blood.

LAGOS (I don't know where that is) PRESENT DAY (but this took place years ago). Scarlet Witch! Along with SAM WILSON AKA the Flacon and Natalie Rushmore. The AVENGERS (but with less money and less anger problems).

Dude, Falcon blew people up with targeted missile strikes.

Crossbones is pretty cool. I'm glad they're finally facing a real Captain America villain. Not some hokey old WWII villain in Elrond.

There's a lot of wiggly camera shots.

Ok, so Crossbones blew himself up, and Scarlet saved Cap... but kinda killed a bunch of people in the process. That really sucks.

They're really showing the dark side of superheroing right now. That's... mature. It's kinda good to know that people actually die when they toss buildings back and forth.

IT'S KING T'CHAKA OF WAKANDA

And freaking Ross. But he's doing alright I guess.

Ooh Baron Zemo... the REAL bad guy of this film (as opposed to Captain America).

I really like Vision wearing a sweater. I really don't like LONDON appearing in big white letters when the scene changes to a new location.

Peg died :( and Cap JUST figured out that Sharon Carter is Peg's niece. That's... funny it took so long. Would have thought they'd figure it out by now.

OMG WHO IS THIS HANDSOME MAN

CAN IT BE

THE MAN HIMSELF

T'CHALLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAA

Now that we're back at a Captain America titled movie, Widow is back to being well-written and seemingly pining for Cap.

OMG NO HE HAD TO WATCH HIS FATHER BLOW UP IN FRONT OF HIM

DAMMIT IT PRESUMABLY BUCKY

There are... some weird subtitles that pop up at times. T'challa said "I'll kill him myself" but the subtitle said "Thank you". ???

Apparently the subtitles are just this version of the movie and some of them are in the wrong place.

Hey, it's the German special forces, the GSG 9, as seen in such masterpieces as Tom Clancy's Rainbow Six: Siege.

Cap and Bucky fighting together... I think the best part was when Bucky threw Cap at a guy. It's like throwing Cap's shield, except with Cap attached to it still. And Cap just carjacked a guy... in Hungary. Seems a little outside of his jurisdiction.

Bucky grabbed a motorcycle that a guy was using, which was cool, but it totally didn't need to be a slow-mo shot.

Is Vision hitting on Scarlet Witch? That seems to be outside of his scope.

I really have to hand it to Sam here. Just fucking backed up Cap with no reservations, even getting arrested and everything.

Ok, Tony+Widow+T'Challa+Agent 13 all against Bucky is pretty great. And... hey! We got to the post-credits scene from Ant Man! Time to call in Captain America's best friend, Paul Rudd.

This is like, the most casual introduction for Spiderman. I really like that he manufactures his webbing.

"Can you move your seat up?" "No".
What?! Cap and Sharon just went ahead and kissed like it was no big deal. Come on. And then the bro-nods from Bucky and Sam xDxDxD This may have been the best scene in the movie and then adding in Paul Rudd yes.
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