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TopicCYOA: You are Fedora Ceman, Ace Attorney
BlueBoy675
07/17/18 10:28:05 AM
#24:


BDEF

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Cross-Examination: What I Saw

Before I begin, is this courtroom secure?

They could be listening man. They're always listening.


"HOLD IT! Who is listening?"

"I already told you man! The mods! They've been unfairly targeting me for months now. Every topic I make, every discussion I try to have... they always shut me down!"

"Hmm... has it ever occurred to you that maybe you're just a shitposter?" you ask.

"OBJECTION! Mr. Ceman, I will not have you throwing such baseless allegations at my witness," Unfair says.

You're at a loss of words.

"And he was never seen again. Carry on witness," Unfair says with a smirk.

They're always watching me no matter where I go.

Anyway, I saw that Vegy guy go into CJayC's apartment with him.


"HOLD IT! Are you sure it was the defendant you saw?"

"I'm absolutely sure."

"But, really? You're 100% positive?"

"OBJECTION! Enough with this incessant badgering. If the witness says he saw the defendant then he saw the defendant," Unfair says.

"The defense will refrain from badgering the witness," the judge says.

Great, now the judge is against me too...

I live next door and was coming back from the store when I saw them.

"HOLD IT! What store were you visiting?"

"Well um.... you see...."

"OBJECTION! Where the witness was shopping is irrelevant to the case at hand," Unfair says.

"Yes, the defense will drop this line of questioning at once," the judge agrees.

"Phew, I thought I was gonna have to tell you for a second there," Tadg says.

And that's the truth. You hear me Error?! You can't mod me for perjury!

"HOLD IT! I don't know who this Error is, but are you certain the account you've given to the court is accurate?"

"Absolutely! I'm an upstanding gamefaqs used unfairly harassed by the mods. I would never commit perjury."

You hear the sound of the gavel.

"I believe we've heard enough. Mr. Ceman, if you don't have any issue with the testimony I'll have no choice but to deliver my verdict," the judge says.

Honestly, I have nothing, but there is one thing that's bothering me.

"Your Honor, I do have one comment to make," you reply.

Unfair chuckles to himself. "Ha! This must be one of your foolish bluffs!"

He saw right through me...

"Your Honor, when I asked Mr. Tadg what store he was shopping at, he all of a sudden became very uneasy, and then seemed quite relieved when I was forced to drop the question," you say.

"Yes, and you've already been warned about this line of questioning, Mr. Ceman. You will not question the witness about irrelevant matters, lest you wish to receive a penalty," the judge warns.

"I understand, Your Honor, but I don't think it's irrelevant at all."

This is it, no turning back now.

"In fact, it's the key to the entire case!"

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"OBJECTION! What nonsense is this? Where the witness was shopping has nothing to do with the case. As I said before, this is just another one of your idiotic bluffs!"

"OBJECTION! Tell me then. Why is the witness so uncomfortable about the subject? He must be hiding something!"

This is it. What do I do?

A. Accuse Tadg
B. Demand to know where he was shopping.
C. Have Tadg testify again
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