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TopicExperimental CYOA: You might be trapped in a simulation
nikko004
07/16/18 1:40:57 AM
#103:


The shopkeeper's jagged smile get's even more strained. "Oh... why t-thank you, Darling."

Evi, with an obessive and degenerate face, caresses the sword even more, to the point that she seems to have cut her finger slightly. She then licks the blood off her fingertip. "This blade is absolutely beautiful!"

The shopkeeper turns her even redder face away. "Th...the blade? Oh, the blade! Yes, the blade. Beautiful. The blade, that is. Right. Haha!"

You quickly grab Evi's hood and yank her away from the counter. "Well, this was a lovely time, yeah! Anyways we were just here to window shop, you have a great day now!" you say with your absolute quick-mouthed bullshitting voice. You then drag Evi towards the door.

Evi keeps her eyes desperately focused on the sword. "W-wait! My love!"

"L-love?!" the shopkeeper exclaims in disbelief.

"You were the finest edge I've ever felt!" shouts Evi as she continues to be dragged away.

Just as the two of you head out the door, the shopkeeper blinks a few times, then snaps out of her trance. "Ah, wait! Darling! You shouldn't have cut yourself on that sword! It's--"

The door closes, leaving the shop empty save for her. "--too late. I hope she'll be alright..."

>Check out the Item Shop

You open the door of the Item Shop and enter, with Evi not too far behind.

This shopkeeper is...a giant bear? Strange, but as always, it's best for you to roll with it. He greets you with the voice of an average person. "Hail, travelers! Care to browse our wares?"

[ ITEM SHOP:
HP Potion - 40 Icas
SP Potion - 100 Icas
Photo of Shirtless Sylvester Stalone (1 Left in Stock) - 150 Icas
Wing Fragment (1 Left in Stock) - 99,999 Icas ]

You and Evi pause at the last item on this menu.

"Ah, I see that you two covet the Wing Fragment, yes?" says the bear. "It is priced heavily because of its demand. However, I am willing to give it away."

Your eyes widen. "Give it away? Just like that? You bullshitting me?"

The bear laughs. "Oh, of course I am not one to part with it freely. I have a quest for you brave adventurers if you are interested in the Wing Fragment!"

What do you say? Also, will you buy anything?
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