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TopicTrump was like a 'predator' toward teens at parties in '80s and '90s.
Peter_Giffyndor
07/15/18 8:33:05 PM
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ImTheMacheteGuy posted...
When questioned on these allegations, First Daughter and Presidential Advisor Ivanka Trump emphatically stated, "This is fake news! Lies, all lies! and I know this. I was there for all of those parties, great parties, the most fun you could have at any time. Great parties! My father Donald Trump never even looked at any of Those Girls! He had eyes on me for the whole night! The whole night he was looking at me, his beautiful daughter with the perfect legs. He was focused on me and being a Good Father! Not a pervert! We say Good Fatherhood is Perversion now? Sad! He saw those other girls. 'They have potential. They are Good Girls, Smart Girls, but I have no desire to Penetrate them. No desire! That's wrong! Ask Hated Hillary or Obtuse Obama. They'll agree with me! They know I said this. All night! He ignored those Other Girls! He made sure I wasn't taken advantage of At The Party! Then when they all left, he let me have Some Wine and then Tucked Me In when it was time to go to bed! Great Dad! Best Dad! #MAGA"


Holy fucking triggered dude, get a grip.

Great "joke", I guess incest rape is apparently hilarious when it happens to the children of people you don't like, SNL has been beating that horse for almost two years.

The left, ladies and gentlemen.
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