LogFAQs > #904995790

>Clean yourself with the newspaper and check the remaining pages to see if you can find any useful info or leads

You quickly run out of the stall hoping no one would see you in your naked glory, snatch up the newspaper, then retreat back into the stall.

You take a glance at what kind of news there is.

Dragon Runs Loose Killing Everything, And Your Town Is Probably Next
...New Beauty Tips!! Continued on page--

Yeah, whatever's going on, its worthy enough to substitute for toilet paper.

You stand up triumphantly with the sound of a flushing toilet behind you and the sight of your underwear back on you.

>Equip the Disco pants and see what (if any) buffs they give you.

It's against your name and creed, but these ARE disco pants you're looking at here. You yank them off the stall wall and put them on.

[ Disco Pants acquired. Equipped to GEAR ]
[ /!\ Memory Full ]
[ Affinity changed from Smash User to Disco Beater! ]

You notice that the Pantsless debuff is now gone from your HUD. As if it was ever a debuff. You also start hearing the very faint but slightly audible trace of disco music somewhere. Even as you walk out into the hallway, it doesn't change volume.

However, you definitely recognize the tune from none other than Michael Jackson.

Upon noticing this, a new meter appears next to your HP and SP.
[ FUNK LEVEL: 1% ]

You blink a few times, but then shrug it off and continue walking back.

You return in the exact spot you were standing on before you excused yourself, with Vivian and the hooded figure waiting patiently for you. "Alright, what'd I miss?" you say while materializing your Pipe.

Vivian grins at you. "Welcome back--"

>Finish off the psychotic innkeeper

You clobber her face off, knocking her down. "Overruled. Consider this my last tip, Doreen," you say as you lay down one final overhead swing into her skull.

Simu-scuffle(??): Overzealous Innkeeper Vivian, WIN!
[ Affinity up! Lv.1 -> Lv. 2 Disco Beater ]
[ Level up bonus: Inventory expanded! (STACK: +2 memory slots) ]
[ 40 Icas get! ]
[ Lovely Knife acquired. ]

That was a lot of HUD panels that just flashed before your eyes. You shake your hand to swat it all away like flies, then start heading out the door.

The bartender--still at the counter--sees you off. "Hope you enjoyed your stay! Definitely can't blame you if you didn't!"

You flip him off. You swear you're not usually this cranky, but you just had a hangover AND a shitover.

You're on your way to the Equipment Shop, when you feel a tap on your shoulder. You look behind you to see the hooded figure yet again, panting as though they were running to catch up to you.

They exhale and stand up firmly. "Hey, you're a Player too, aintcha? Listen, you and me, we need Wings, yeah? I know just the place to get 'em, but I can't do it alone. What do you say, wanna team up?"

What do you say?
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