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Take a shit to save your progress

"Excuse me for one moment," you say while fucking off over out the door, down the hallway, and into the restroom, where you unveil your pants--wait that's not necessary. Underpants, however, are gone as of this moment.

You jump into the stall and feel the Shitover coming on. That's the term you've coined for the post-hangover shits.

Upon taking your position, you launch a tactical nuke dookie.

Unexpectedly, a ghastly voice rings out from the toilet. "Your offering is well accepted, mortal...I shall grant you a safe return in this moment in time."

You jump up and look at the possible monstrosity in the toilet, only to see that there's nothing there--not even your territory markings, and you didn't even flush.

Strange, but you roll with it. Speaking of rolls, you're out of toilet paper. Oh boy. You peek your head outside the stall and see Yesterday's Newspaper crumpled up under the sink. Out of the corner of your eye, you see a pair of Disco Pants hung atop the stall wall next to you.

How do you proceed?

(And yes im well aware we've derailed this adventure to the extreme, so i'm rolling with it)
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