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Topic	Experimental CYOA: You might be trapped in a simulation
nikko004 07/12/18 8:10:09 PM #72:	Vent your frustration with this near-death experience upon the nearest ruffian's skull. You slap yourself out of your hangover and materialize your Pipe in your hand as you walk into the other room. Everyone looks at you and stops with a figurative record scratch as you step in. The hooded figure pushes the ruffians away and runs up to you. "What in blazes are you doing?!--" You shove them aside and drag your pipe on the floor as you walk towards one of the ruffians with a beard. The unpleasantness of the metallic screeching causes them to cover their ears. You step right in front of the ruffian and grab him by the beard. "Alright, listen here you prehistoric dried-up toothbrush. I was just about to die a heroic and horny death, and you have the audacity to cuck me from the grim reaper?!" The ruffian is at a loss for words. His partner is just as frozen. You yank his beard closer to you. "I'm going to chop off this crusty dollar-store lawn you call a beard, weave it into the whip they beat Jesus with, and shove it down your skinny little esophagus." You pull him even closer to the point where your brows are touching. "You better believe you'll regret being born." The frightened ruffian grimaces from your alcoholic breath. "I--" "OVERRULLED." You bat his head away with your pipe before you let him speak. The other ruffian's eyes figuratively pop out in fear. He then shakily points his sword at you. "Hey m-man, back off--" His face freezes and he falls over, revealing a familiar looking knife on his back. A bruised but otherwise okay Vivian pulls it out and looks at you while panting through a very uneasing smile. "We're not done yet, dear guest..." You're quadrafucked. You wonder how high you can get your fucked combo meter. The hooded figure walks up to your side. "Uh, is that you Ms. Innkeeper?" they say with confusion. She freezes up, then hides the knife behind her. "Oh, uh, dearie me, are you enjoying your stay?" You got an opening, probably. What do you do? --- How to open a door, Step one: https://imgur.com/EWKRS <cite>nikko004 posted [p:904973321] in Experiment... [t:76756807]...</cite> <quote>Vent your frustration with this near-death experience upon the nearest ruffian's skull. You slap yourself out of your hangover and materialize your Pipe in your hand as you walk into the other room. Everyone looks at you and stops with a figurative record scratch as you step in. The hooded figure pushes the ruffians away and runs up to you. "What in blazes are you doing?!--" You shove them aside and drag your pipe on the floor as you walk towards one of the ruffians with a beard. The unpleasantness of the metallic screeching causes them to cover their ears. You step right in front of the ruffian and grab him by the beard. "Alright, listen here you prehistoric dried-up toothbrush. I was just about to die a heroic and horny death, and you have the audacity to cuck me from the grim reaper?!" The ruffian is at a loss for words. His partner is just as frozen. You yank his beard closer to you. "I'm going to chop off this crusty dollar-store lawn you call a beard, weave it into the whip they beat Jesus with, and shove it down your skinny little esophagus." You pull him even closer to the point where your brows are touching. "You better believe you'll regret being born." The frightened ruffian grimaces from your alcoholic breath. "I--" "OVERRULLED." You bat his head away with your pipe before you let him speak. The other ruffian's eyes figuratively pop out in fear. He then shakily points his sword at you. "Hey m-man, back off--" His face freezes and he falls over, revealing a familiar looking knife on his back. A bruised but otherwise okay Vivian pulls it out and looks at you while panting through a very uneasing smile. "We're not done yet, dear guest..." You're quadrafucked. You wonder how high you can get your fucked combo meter. The hooded figure walks up to your side. "Uh, is that you Ms. Innkeeper?" they say with confusion. She freezes up, then hides the knife behind her. "Oh, uh, dearie me, are you enjoying your stay?" You got an opening, probably. What do you do? --- How to open a door, Step one: https://imgur.com/EWKRS</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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