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Even Clint's wife thinks he's a pushover.

It's interesting that Ultron can use Loki's scepter. I guess robots can use the stones too.

I'm not really into WidowHulk. Why did he forget about Betty? What's with all this baby talk?

This "splitting the team" thing is happening way too effectively.

"Don't take from my pile" Tony is defensive of his tiny pile compared to Cap's.

Ok Samuel L. Jackson, time for you to save this movie.

Oh jeez. Did Ultron just make a body out of vibranium and human? AND THEN PUT THE INFINITY STONE ON IT?

Thor just discovered that it actually was an infinity stone and saw the gauntlet... this Thor subplot may be the best part of this movie so far.

There's a lot of weird cuts in this movie that cut out bits of action, like a collision of a laser blast with a metal door... it just gets cut straight to the door being blasted already.

Why can Ultron just make bits of the road blast up? Like, what? Come on. And 4/5ths of his consciousness are uploaded into this new body (which is clearly Vision)... what does that even mean? Shouldn't the body be more conscious than Ultron at this point? He's an AI, can't he self-replicated? How does this even work? Seems kinda dumb.

I have a feeling they're really setting up Hawkeye to die in this movie.

Witch and Quicksilver faceturn is pretty great. I like that Cap just gave them orders right away and it all clicked.

So, is Wanda right about Tony's idea to install JARVIS in the body being a bad idea, or is Tony right to do it?

I thought Civil War was the next movie. Seems like it's starting here.

OH I guess Thor just jumps in out of nowhere and completes the experiment. And there's Vision for the first time... actually pretty hype for a first time appearance. Glad he clothed himself by changing his colors.

Vision is very confusing... I was kinda hoping he would just be JARVIS, but I guess that wouldn't make sense. But OMG MY SIDES HE HANDED THOR HIS HAMMER YES

FRIDAY is not as cool as JARVIS.

Raina's vision was "our cities, destroyed by metal men". But so far, that's been like, Sokovia and a tiny bit of Seoul.

Poor Banner. Gets kissed then pushed in a pit.

"You get hurt, hurt em back. You get killed... walk it off." Fuck yeah, Cap.

"The city is flying, we're fighting an army of robots, and I have a bow and arrow. None of this makes any sense."

Ok, Thor, throwing random civilian up in the air to Cap was pretty funny. Took long enough for Widow to start fighting with her dual stun batons.

Deus ex Nick Fury, as per usual.

Ugh FINALLY War Machine shows up to help. Took him long enough. They're doing a lot of rescuing innocents without fighting any drones.

"You and Banner better not be playing hide the zucchini" oh my god they didn't just say that

For all the drones that are moving in here, you think they'd do something smart like have Cap+Iron Man do that thing where they shoot beams all around the place for crowd control.

Ugh, stop. Do not have Clint die because he had to go back to save some kid that everyone ignored can't make it over there.

Oh no. You did NOT set Clint up to die just to kill off Quicksilver instead.

Vision saved Wanda, it was pretty cute. It is pretty cool how he just shoots infinity stone beams out at things.

New Avengers facility is just old SHIELD. Really looking forward to what happens in AoS.

"The mind stone is the 4th infinity stone to show up" HOW DO YOU KNOW ABOUT THE PURPLE STONE HE'S BEEN GETTING BUSY WITH NATALIE PORTMAN

New Avengers... Witch, Vision, Falcon, War Machine, Cap and Widow. Not bad.

"Avengers..." DON'T CUT HIM OFF BEFORE HE SAYS ASSEMBLE YOU FUCKS
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