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Avengers: Age of Ultron

It's go time.

I guess the movie starts with Theta Protocol already in action, in Sokovia.

Last we saw these characters, they were all going their separate ways. Now, you have all 6 Avengers starting the movie by supposedly just being together. That means that Cap and Widow got picked up THAT quick after Winter Soldier. Iron Man has a suit ready, after Iron Man 3. I guess Hulk has been hanging around, probably easy to get a hold of. Curious to know what Haweye was doing this whole time, that's probably the most interesting thing. Thor has been getting laid.

Ok, Cap throwing his motorcycle at a humvee was great. And it's List! "No surrender!... I am going to surrender."

JARVIS being really integral to the Avengers here. I guess they realized they could have used him in Avengers 1. No War Machine or Falcon tho...

Poor Clint. Doomed to forever be the normie that takes the hit.

"Please be a secret door please be a secret door.. yay!"

I'm liking the banter so far. Pietro too.

Hulk was really in control at the end of Avengers. Surprised he's not more in control here. Not sure who to ship Natasha with. So far she's been flirty with Tony, Cap, Banner, has her past with Clint... too many options. Maybe she'll get her own movie and some real action.

Damn. Strucker jobbed, but HYDRA had a Chitauri leviathan the whole time. In his vision given to him by Scarlet Witch... Tony, being the last of the Avengers to live? Seems unlikely. Obvious Clint would die first.

And the intro to the movie ends with a VERY ominous tone as Tony grabs the scepter.

Hey Maria Hill. Avengers tower is cool. And why does the Iron Legion exist? I thought Tony got rid of most of his toys. Some of the humor here about Clint and parties is a little awkward.

"What if the next time aliens rolled up to the planet, they had to meet a bouncer?" Something tells me Ultron won't be around to meet Thanos...

Man, they really act as though HYDRA just got defeated there. Will HYDRA be gone in AoS as well?

I guess Ultron just happened. Seems a little weird for a projection of blue light that's a scan from the scepter to be attacking a smaller projection of orange light that is JARVIS.

Oh there's Falcon and War Machine. No Pepper, and Natalie Portman got mentioned.

Stan Lee just got wrecked on some Asgardian liquor.

And here's Widow flirting with Banner again. Everybody left the party except for the Avengers and the doctor and Maria.

This was kinda a very awkward introduction for Ultron. He just hobbled in in a broken robot and mumbled a bit while the Avengers were kicking back. And then after a little fight, left?

Ultron's humor seems kinda close to Tony's. It's weird.

Oh they just killed von Strucker like that.

Ulysses Klaue reference?! WAKANDA REFERENCE?!! Hmm are they really going to use up Ulysses Klaw in this movie? At the very least, he had his arm cut off and can get a claw now.

Yeeeaahhh I guess I correctly saw him sounding like Tony. Seems to be where they're going with Ultron's downfall.

Ultron's mouth is dumb. And why does knocking off the heads of these robots work to dismantle them? I would expect Ultron to program them so fragile.

Ohhh "they see you leading us to Hel" foreshadowing for Thor. And we're getting a look at Widow's past and Cap being old, but Thor sees the infinity stones and the eyes of a PURPLE MAN.

Hulkbuster armor appearance is kinda cool, I guess. Perhaps Veronica is a clue to how they'll beat Ultron... independent systems?

Will admit - it was nice for Hawkeye to not get had by Wanda. Pretty lame that she could sneak up on everyone like that.

CLINT HAS A FAMILY.
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