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"My name is Norbert No-pants. You spilled my coffee that one time. Prepare to die."

Ed just stares at you for a few seconds. He then flips his mop around and jabs you in the groin with wet bristles. "Well, Mr. No-pants, dunno how you're getting paid more than me when you smell like shit." He puts the mop back in his bucket. "Regardless, you at least seem sane. Dunno what the hell's going on here with these boss-impersonators, but I don't like it."

The elevator rings out a ding and opens the doors to what looks like the first floor.

Ed starts walking out. "C'mon son, let's get you spruced up at the janitor closet."

You get up and follow behind Ed as the two of you walk down the eerily empty corridor. "Hey Ed," you tap him on the shoulder, "we're not closed, are we?"

He looks side-to-side for a bit. "Nope. But it sure feels like it." He smirks a bit. "Makes my job easier."

A few more steps and you two arrive at the janitor closet.

Here, you see standard cleaning equipment such as a broom, a pair of squeegees, some buckets, and a handheld dustpan.

Out of curiosity, you try to walk over to the shelf stocked with bottles of cleaning solution, but trip on a wet floor sign.

Ed smirks again. "There's irony to be found there, son," he says while walking over to a locker. After a bit of rummaging, he throws a janitor's uniform at your body. "Change into that. Better than smelling like shit, I'd say."

You try to get up, but trip again on a pipe.

He shakes his head and turns back to the locker to rummage more. "Oh, and feel free to take a tool. Might wanna keep it to two things or so. The real boss would have my head if he had to buy more supplies."

How do you proceed from here?
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