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Check on Brad and apologize and ask for money

You waddle over to the bathroom to check on Brad. When you get there though, you see the top half of Brad's body sticking out of the sink. Despite this, he's kept his serious face on the entire time, not moving a muscle. The day just keeps getting stranger and stranger.

Nevertheless, you figure you'd apologize to him. "Yo, Braddie boy," you say while walking up to him, "just letting you know your desk is full of shit now. Literally. Sorry 'bout that." You try to pat him on the shoulder. "Also--"

Upon touching him, he starts vibrating like crazy, then suddenly explodes. Oddly enough, it seemed purely visual as it didnt affect you or the sink.
At this point, you're not even fazed anymore. This might as well happen.

On the spot where he blew up, a glowing blue orb appears. You reach out for it, where it then gets absorbed into you.

Suddenly, your vision starts getting a bunch of floating squares, with a large one in the middle saying "Heads-Up Display acquired." It then disappears after a few seconds, and the floating squares move to the side of your peripheral vision. You're able to get a closer look at them and see the following:

HP [ 100% ] || SP [ 100% ]
Debuff: Pantsless

You blink a few times to make sure this isnt just some odd manifestation of a video game addiction, then look back at the sink. You see a floating square on it that says...well, "sink". You focus your eyes on the label, where it then expands with additional text saying "It's a sink, genius. Always wash your hands after you tinkle."

Well, might as well roll with the punches. You step outside of the bathroom with new confidence and still no pants--
You just realized that Brad is dead. You're not sure how to feel about that. You never really cared for him, but the constant sound of keyboard clacking from him was enough to mask the fact that you were slacking off.

A text prompt pops up saying "Press [F] to pay respects--" yeah we're done with this joke. You swat the prompt aside and walk back to your cubicle, then glance over at the new door again.

Open the door and peer inside

This day has already been weird; not much sanity to lose here. You walk over to the door and creak it open. So far it looks pitch black on the other side. You attempt to open it wider, but your vision suddenly blanks out for a second, then it comes back with the door suddenly gone. Well, so much for that. You turn around and--

All of your co-workers in the room now suddenly look exactly like your boss.
One of them stands up and starts walking towards you with puppet-like movement.

You back up slowly while putting your hands in front of you. "Hey, uh, Boss? Whoever? Dunno what the deal is here but--"

He throws a punch at you.

A prompt appears in front of his fist showing an arrow pointing downwards. You focus on it, then suddenly your body yanks itself into a crouch, dodging his punch. You take this opening to stand back up with an uppercut, knocking him down.
The rest of the Boss-looking workers get up and start moving towards you like zombies.
Looks like you're in some shit now.

Simu-scuffle: Bossman69
What do?
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