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TopicHan continues watching the MCU (digi)
HanOfTheNekos
06/25/18 12:29:08 PM
#269:


Captain America: The Winter Soldier

hyyyyyyyype

Fury has been off the grid. Cap has been driving a motorcycle since the attack on New York. My cat(Loki) is really into this bad from Barnes and Noble. I am cooking eggs. What will happen next?

Oh, hello Sam Wilson, aka, The Falcon.

Cap's list of things to check out is great. Disco, Thai Food, Nirvana, Star Wars crossed out in favor of Star Trek...

Uh oh, Sitwell is in trouble. This is where he went from that Agents episode.

Time for some hot Cap shield on people face action. I'm not sure why they brought Natalie Rushmore along. Isn't she just a secretary?

I find it a little odd that Cap, with level 8 clearance, can't get access to the hangar below the Triskelion. There's no way everyone down there is level 9. Secretary Pierce strikes me as a possible bad guy. Asking for Iron Man to appear at his niece's birthday? Clearly Scum.

It's Peg! Aww she's got dementia. Cap is kinda hitting on an elderly married (widowed?) woman Still waiting on Sharon to make appearance.

Long hair? Grenade launcher? Metal arm? This must be... the Winter Soldier. But I guess NOW Fury is off the grid. Timelines, man.

OH THE NURSE IS SHARON

Nick Fury is dead. Which means he's alive and just put into a catatonic state so that he can get underground and lie low, as per usual, I assume.

Ok, this conversation with Pierce makes him seem more trustworthy.

Black Widow is only like 30 in this movie?

Did Zola just blow himself up? Seems nonstandard. But those bastards killed Howard. Ugh. Hydra officially the WORST. Aaaaaand yeah, Pierce is the bad guy.

Ugh Sitwell you better be fucking pulling a double-blind.

Falcon has his fucking suit already yes. Aaaaand bye Sitwell :( that one hurts.

Ugh this movie is full of so many blinds and doubleblinds. So far, our list of good SHIELD agents is... Maria Hill, Sharon Carter... obviously alive Nick Fury, this doctor guy... that seems to be it so far.

Stan Lee is SO fired for letting Captain America steal his old suit.

"Launch the ships. Is there a problem?" "Yeah, Hydra fucking sucks dude."

Widow kicking Pierce's ass is sweet but I kinda wish that council member was just badass on her own.

Meeting the adversary on a bridge above a great fall... how tropey.

Ohhhhhh the Hydra soldier guy was totally Crossbones.

Postcredits scene - OH GOD THE MIND STONE
OH GOD THAT ACCENT
QUICKSILVER AND SCARLET WITCH
IS IT
IS IT HIM?

Oh, I didn't realize it, but that guy from the beginning was Batroc, the Leaper. And they got Gary Sinise to be a voice in the movie. The leader in the post-credits scene isn't in the credits... but it's totally the Skull, isn't it? Please don't actually answer this question, but omg yes please.

Full post-writeup coming in the next post.
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