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Alright boys, it's time.

Thor: The Dark World

The movie starts the same way Thor 1 did... with storytime. Dark elves are silly. They are dressed silly, the fight with "aether", which is such a copout for naming things. What is their motivation anyway... plunge all worlds into eternal night? Eh, that's not so bad. As long as it's pre 2am night, before the bars close.

Poor Loki, couldn't just be a good dude.

Sif is such a babe. The mixture of tech in this fight scene is weird though... rocket launchers vs. Norse fighters. Cosmic demi-god with magic hammer.

"Is that why everything's on fire?" Gets body slammed.

This big rock dude is continuing the trend of Thor vs big guys in his movies. First the Destroyer, then the Thing. Who's he going to fight in Thor 3, the Hulk?

The rainbow road just exists again, I guess. Are they just handwaving its destruction in Thor 1 away? I mean, Thor did show up in the Avengers without any hoopla, but they kinda left it open "there are more ways to travel then just the blahblahgate". But I guess blahblahgate is just back? Or maybe there are different ones that lead to different places.

Odin trying to tell Thor to go for Sif. The Allfather and I are of the same mind, it seems. Asgardians are great - drink for ages. Yes. Take me to Asgard. The land of my forefathers (I'm mostly Polish tho)

Did they feel the need to put a subtitle on London? We can obviously tell it's London, by the famous Ferris Wheel and Capitol Building.

Hey there Natalie. And Darcy is back too. Hopefully there's a point to these two. This guy is just on a date with Natalie Portman and doesn't care and why is Selvig naked why are they doing this to me.

This kid just lifted a truck and it's floating there on its own. I've seen this before, in Agents of SHIELD.

Oh, man Natalie teleported, then the aether went into her (wink). Is Natalie the bad guy?!

Why is this guy called a dark elf, he's pretty pasty tbqh.

Natalie Portman floating in a field of red space. What am I watching? Is this Annihilation? Star Wars? Any Natalie Portman movie? Darcy kinda ruins all the moments to try to be funny. They had a really cute and well-put together romance reunion thing and she just had to ruin it. And then she explodes. Natalie Portman explodes now. This is good. Heimdall is a bro too.

Why are many of the worlds called something-heim, but then there's Asgard and Midgard? Are the 9 realms the gards or the heims? Are heims just planets?

Dark Elves existed before the universe? The big bang was basically just Yggdrassil growing? I'm so glad these guys have no subtitles. Really makes their scenes worth it.

Loki is being all emo and lame. He's not being as sympathetic as I want. Just being kinda a dick really.

Who loved Natalie better? Thor or Anakin?

Heimdall is such a bro. I like how the Dark Elf ships are designed to fly around Asgardian architecture. Dark Elf technology seems to be way superior to Asgardian though, even thousands of years after they were defeated.

Awwww they killed Frigga and it's all Loki's fault :(

"Where is she?" "I'll never tell you."

She was literally right around the corner.
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