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Topic | Qualifying w/all nations in 2014 FIFA World Cup Brazil - Lithuania Mania |
jcgamer107 06/18/18 6:02:03 AM #26: | It honestly helps a lot that the Men in Blazers do the between-game commentary. Of course I've heard all the recorded segments several times by now, but there are some bits that still make me laugh. Alright, Mexico - you had your fun today, but now it's time to knock you down a peg >_> Top 2 teams in the group advance to Round 4 in this stage, but that will still be basically impossible. I would say, for the Dominican Repbulic, that it's now or never. Round 3 - Match 1: at Mexico 10' Dang. I mean, very early but I've had most of the possession, and just fired a shot that Ochoa barely got a piece of to deflect it out for a corner....which I couldn't do anything with. Corners are basically impossible to score on when the other team has a higher rating, they'll always win position. 16' Peralta sends a header wide, terrifyingly close to the left post 34' Holy shit. My keeper makes a goddam hero save, barely getting fingertips to a shot from Dos Santos as he's all alone in on goal. Corner kick. 35' MEXICO GOAL (J. Hernandez) - damn you Chicharito. Someone gets a head to it for Mexico and it basically works as a pass up to Chicarito, who is kept onside by my dumb defenders standing on the goalline. Halftime: Mexico 1, Dominican Repbulic 0; Costa Rica 1, Trinidad & Tobago 0 Yeah. Knocking them down a peg. 67' ohhhhhh my goddddddddddddddd. Had a 2-on-2 break, the 2 defenders home in on the guy dribbling up, I try to pass it down to my Peralta for a one-timer but he has trouble handling it. Eventually he gets to where he can shoot but it goes barely wide-right. 81' The game stopped reading my controller's inputs, even after turning the controller off and on. Guess I get to try this match again. Yay EA. Round 3 - Match 1: at Mexico - take 2 14' ok uhhhhhh I don't like this, Mexico seems way scarier. They've already had 3 chances in on goal where I've won the ball away at the last second. 17' MEXICO GOAL (G. dos Santos) - ok, yeah, fuck this. My goalie is playing way worse. Dos Santos hits a pretty slow roller inside the left post and my goalie just falls over toward it when he definitely had time to make the save. If I lose by worse than 1-0 I'm gonna be pissed. 27' lol 1 guy dribbles it all the way down from my own third. A Mexican defender makes a tackle in the box but the ball goes out for a corner...and the game gives me the commplete wrong player who is nowhere near making a play on the cross. Good job EA. 36' hoooolllllly shit. Beautiful chance for Fana - I pass down to him alone in the box, then rifle a shot towards the right post, but it's too close to Ochoa, who parries it out. Corner...yeah, nope, corners are useless. Might as well just give them a goal kick. 45+' Mexico wins a corner so of course they'll score right on half time...oh wait I get a goal kick. OK, coulda sworn I cleared it out. Well I'll take it. Halftime: Mexico 1, Dominican Republic 0; Costa Rica 1, Trinidad & Tobago 0 Second verse, same as the first. Honestly if I get out of here with a 1-0 loss, that wouldn't be the worst thing. Not a fan of this "Playing Mexico for 170 straight minutes" business... 49' Mexico sends a header just wide left. 53' Oh my god I intercepted a ground pass from their keeper in the box, but a defender won it from me as I was winding up to shoot. I'm gonna cry. 59' Mexico sends a header just wide right. 74' DOMINICAN REPUBLIC GOAL (E. Ozuna) - LOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL Turns out stealing the ball directly from the keeper is a good strategy. 76' MEXICO GOAL (O. Peralta) - aw nuts. Was probably a little distracted after what had just happened. 90+' Mexico sends a diving header into my left post. My keeper's able to collect it from there. FULL TIME: Mexico 2, Dominican Republic 1 Damnit. Well, better than 1-0 (ya hear that, Germany?) Costa Rica 3, Trinidad & Tobago 0 --- SeabassDebeste BK_Sheikah00 Grand_Kirby WAY TO GO THERE BOIYS, GOOD GAMEFAQS BOYS ... Copied to Clipboard! |
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