- Two women getting into a fist fight over the last Pikachu plushie.
- Guy tweaking on crystal meth and getting dogpiled by 7 or 8 cops.
- Diabetic girl whose blood sugar bottomed out and she first sat on a case of Eggos, then just boom, slid onto the floor.
- Employee who hadn't taken her epilepsy medicine for like a week having a grand mal seizure.
- Drunk kids trying to drive the electric carts down the street to their apartment complex. "We were gonna bring 'em back!"
- Guy arrested for shoplifting, cuffed and escorted to the cop car, shouldered the cop off when he was being put in the back, and ran across the parking lot plus up a steep hill with his hands cuffed behind him. Might have gotten away if he hadn't had to stop to step over the guard rail, but he did and the cop grabbed him by the waistband, yanked, and dude tumbled backwards all the way down the hill.
- Employee in the stock room misjudging the distance when putting a pallet of freight up in the rack with a forklift, breaking the 4-inch water main, flooding the back room, and not telling anyone for 15 minutes.
lol
I've got that beat. We had a 50 year old fat dude walk into the store with a backpack. He went straight to the bathroom, ran out of the bathroom with nothing but a giant diaper on and ran around the store screaming at the top of his lungs until he ran out of the store. WTF?
