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TopicFantasy Puppy Bowl - Season 2 - Check-In/Possible Sign Ups [Puppy Bowl XIV]
bryans7
01/18/18 2:46:46 PM
#59:


I've got a list about 10 dogs deep. I can't reveal my picks obviously but I will single out a few dogs I won't be choosing.

Buttons (Cocker-Spaniel): Every cocker-spaniel I've ever met has been an asshole, they are the dogs most like cats in that regard to me. No fire in their eyes either. Probably stoned.

Morris (Pomeranian): All style, no substance. Looks like a diva on and off the field, can't have those sorts of distractions in my locker room.

Vaughn (Border Collie-Shiba Inu): Too sad-looking.

Kaleb Junior (Chihuahua-Chow Chow): Is from a place called "The Sato Project", which sounds like some sci-fi think tank of geniuses developing weapons for the military. A 'live-fire' situation like the Puppy Bowl would be the perfect place to test the Kanine All-terrain Lethal Engineered Being mark II. Not on my watch.
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