LogFAQs > #893183507

If you break off the relationship, it's fated that your next two relationships will end in miserable breakups.

- That's pretty much it. She's your ideal woman in both personality and appearance, except she's animated. So, basically, everyone would know you're dating a cartoon character.

- She doesn't age like a normal person. Instead, the vibrancy of her color fades with time. When she gets old, she'll become a black and white cartoon. When she's close to death, she'll lose the ability to make audible sounds and instead communicate through speech bubbles like a silent cartoon.

- She cannot shape-shift. She might be able to maintain a different look for a few seconds as a sight gag, but what you see is what you get.

- If you have children, they're cartoons as well. If you're a furry, brony, etc., they're also the same species as they're mother. They might have your eyebrows or whatever, but they're not a hybrid.
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