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TopicFor the last fucking time
Muffinz0rz
12/31/17 12:04:33 AM
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Stop looking at me funny when I order an iced coffee in the middle of winter when it's deadass negative degrees outside

Oh, what's that? Do I want something to warm me up? SURE. Except A.) Drinking a warm anything doesn't warm you up, and B.) Even if I get a hot drink, it's not like I can magically chug it on the spot just because it's cold outside -- I'll still burn the shit out of my mouth! So the end result of a hot drink? Waiting for it to cool down (thus 10 additional minutes with no coffee in me) and a cup of lukewarm nonsense by the time I actually get around to finishing it (since uh you're supposed to sip hot drinks)

I'M SITTING IN MY HEATED CAR IN THE DRIVE-THRU, A HOT COFFEE ISN'T GOING TO MAKE ME IMPERVIOUS TO THE ELEMENTS
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