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Topic	Why does Santa enter the fireplace
TheWorstPoster 12/02/17 7:11:55 PM #5:	Go_Totodile posted... Knowing you, you probably still truly, really believe that Santa exists. Yeah. He is the guy who wrote the Communist Manifesto, and also owns a gulag (giving to him by Vladimir Lenin) at the North Pole where he imprisons emaciated dissidents to the Soviet state, where they are enslaved into making mass copyright infringing objects, as well as him spying on children, breaking into their homes, and giving the bourgeois more gifts than the impoverished, hoping for the instigation of class warfare and massive government redistribution of toys. Also the reason why he likes to wear red. <cite>TheWorstPoster posted [p:891473444] in Why does S... [t:76055091]...</cite> <quote><cite>Go_Totodile posted...</cite> <quote>Knowing you, you probably still truly, really believe that Santa exists.</quote> Yeah. He is the guy who wrote the Communist Manifesto, and also owns a gulag (giving to him by Vladimir Lenin) at the North Pole where he imprisons emaciated dissidents to the Soviet state, where they are enslaved into making mass copyright infringing objects, as well as him spying on children, breaking into their homes, and giving the bourgeois more gifts than the impoverished, hoping for the instigation of class warfare and massive government redistribution of toys. Also the reason why he likes to wear red.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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