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"Well, we obviously have to save her," you say. "She may be a prattling little, well, prat, but being violated by someone that disconnected from reality is not something even she deserves."

"I guess," Raven shrugs.

"Try to remember that we're the heroes, love," you say. "You get Kitten away, I'll fight Zeus."

You jump up to the cloud machine while Raven flies. Zeus keeps an arm around Kitten's waist while he looks at you, getting angry.

"How dare you!?" he says. "You steal Eris' apple, bound and humiliate her, and now you interrupt our moment of intimacy?"

"As if, you sexual predator!" Kitten says as she pushes his bearded face away.

You throw a Disorientation spell at Zeus and it hits him right in the face. However, it doesn't do a thing!

"Oh of course," you say. "He's already so disconnected from reality, he can't possibly get any dizzier."

"Then hit him with something else!" Kitten shouts. "His hand is moving lower!"

"Gross," Raven says flatly.

Raven uses magic to grab Zeus' arms, and pries them open despite his strength. She also uses magic to grab Kitten and yank her away from Zeus. With Zeus wide open, you take aim at his chest.

"Arcanum Tertium, Malleo!"

A blunt blast of energy hits Zeus in the sternum like a hammer, and Zeus is knocked back and slides along the floor of his cloud-jet.

"Thank you!" Kitten says. "Thank you so much! Thank you thank you thank you--!"

"Okay, shut up!" Raven says. "You're not going free, y'know."

Zeus gets up, seems he's rather durable. You decide to use Illusion magic to make multiple Kittens appear around him. He gets distracted looking at the fakes while Raven hides the real one behind some trees.

"Eris~," Zeus says as he goes up to the fakes. "You got your apple back, it seems. No more playing games, my dear~!"

You have the fakes giggle, then give evil grins as they point their fingers at Zeus. The magic charges you stored inside each of them fly out at him!

"Inazuma!"

*ZAP* Zeus is hit from all sides, and falls unconscious to the floor.

"You're definitely no God of Lightning," you say as you wrap him up with Binding magic.

"Finally!" Kitten says as she and Raven come out of hiding. "Hey, where's Queen Clea?"

You look around, and see the Atlantean trying to sneak away to the North. You grab her with Binding magic and drag her back.

"You stupid brat!" she shouts at Kitten. "You couldn't let me get away unnoticed!?"

"Not if you were gonna leave me here, duh," Kitten haughtily retorts.

"You two should learn to get along," you say. "I'm pretty sure you're going to be stuck together for some time."

The police, and sadly the media, return now that it's safe. You give Maximillian Zeus over to the prison guards, Raven does the same with Kitten. Zeus is added to the transfer, and he is lumped in with Kitten and Queen Clea as part of the transport that arrives.

"Thank you again," the warden says. "We owe you a great debt of gratitude for this one."

"Not a problem, sir," you say. "Now, you if don't mind, we'll finally be taking our leave."

You and Raven go over to Shadowfax, and even with media hurling questions at you, you hop on and drive away.

"You got everything back from the pool?" you say.

"Yes, all my belongings are back in the knapsack," she says.

"That's good, that's good."
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