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"We both attack, of course!"

You drop Guardian shield then rush forward. Zeus scrambles to rebuild the energy in his lightning cannons, Raven flies over head to use magic to pull at the machine itself.

"Leave us be, Denizen of Dis!" Zeus shouts at her. "We have done nothing to raise your ire, guardian of Tartarus!"

"Also wrong," she says.

Zeus tries hitting you with lightning, but you use chi to boost your speed and stay ahead of the bolts.

"Hold still that I might smite you, magician!" Zeus shouts.

"No thanks!" you say. "I'm still on holiday."

You feel yourself running low on mana but you still put enough into your right hand for Sound magic and then some into your left for elemental.

"Butio!" you shout.

*BWOOOOOM* Sound booms from you hand like a heavy bass line, and it rumbles and shakes the base of the flying machine.

You put left and right hands together to share the elemental magic between them both.

"Ignis!" you shout, left hand on back of the right, index fingers out while the others are folded.

*FWOOM* A giant fireball launches and hits the cloud, evaporating some of its fog to expose the jet turbines underneath.

"Are there any other weapons on this thing besides the lightning?!" Kitten shouts.

"Of course!" Zeus says, realizing it for himself. "Hephaestus himself crafted the Armory of Olympus!"

Zeus presses another button, and another compartment pops out of the machine.

"Arm yourself, my daughter!" Zeus says as he helps her with the many items from within. "The Aegis of Athena!"

He slaps a shining breastplate onto Kitten.

"The Armor of Achilles!" he continues as he puts shining wrist and leg braces on her. "Complete with shield!"

He gives her a massive shield, just as round and intricately designed as in the Iliad, but it almost topples her over from the weight.

"And finally, the bow and arrows of Eros!" Zeus says as he slaps a quiver on her back and shoves a bow into her other hand.

"Finally," she says. "Something I can use!"

She pulls an arrow out of the quiver and puts it on the bow string, pulling to take aim at you. You use more chi to speed up, she fires *zwip* but it misses several yards behind you.

"Starting to wish I was the daughter of the Green Arrow," Kitten growls as she takes aim again.

*zwip* She fires another arrow.

"Kaze!" Raven shouts.

Wind blows the arrow off course, and Kitten growls as she glares at Raven.

"Fine, you want some?!" she shouts as she puts another arrow on the string.

*zwip* Kitten fires again, but Raven uses more wind to redirect it. Kitten yelps and puts up the shield, defending herself from her own attack. However, the arrow doesn't even come close to hitting her, it finds its way into Zeus' posterior!

"Ouch!" Zeus yelps as he stands up straight. "Daughter, be more careful with..."

Zeus trails off as he looks at Kitten, cowering behind her shield. You can't be sure, but there's something new added to that delusional fog in his eyes.

"Oh, Eris..." he says. "I can see why you dared challenge the beauty of your sister, Aphrodite."

"Huh?" Kitten says absent-mindedly as she prepares another arrow. "What're you talking about?"

"Come, let us forget the shameful mortal and furious Fury," he says as he wraps a burly arm around her waist and takes her hand in his. "We shall away to Olympus, and I shall bathe you in milk and honey."

"W-w-w-w-what the hell, you pervert?! Get off me!"
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