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Topic | Tien is a miserable failure, here's a great video summary of his pathetic life |
SupermanvsGoku 09/08/17 10:35:30 PM #16: | TIEN -Wants to be the strongest warrior, tries to catch up to Goku -Trains day in and day out to absolutely no effect -Forgot the Dodonpa and Solar Flare apparently -Three-eyed freak -Chased off Launch (the only chick who ever gave a shit about him), who now has a drinking problem due to the realization that she was in love with such a goober. Now the two are lonely, emotionally-dead, and separated forever. -The only person who consistently likes/remembers/pleasures him is a freaky Chinese midget with permanent facepaint -Unloved and forgotten by the Z-Fighters and Toriyama/Toei -Denies himself life's luxuries and comforts, thinking it'll actually make him stronger -Runs a sausage-party dojo full of nameless jobbing cucks and can't even be bothered to teach any of them how to use Ki -Launch was intentionally axed from the series for DARING to have any emotional attachment to him. At least Yamcha and Bulma are friendly exes. -The series wasn't even kind enough to have BOTH Launch and Tien disappear so that shippers could at least IMAGINE that the two have reunited somewhere. Damn. --- ... Copied to Clipboard! |
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