at least they're better than the miller lite ones
especially the one where the guy asks for a miller lite and the hot waitress is like "regular bottle or VORTEX BOTTLE"
and the guy says "regular, i don't see what's so special about that one"
and the waitress is like "this one has grooves" like it is a legitimate reason
and all of a sudden the guy is a loser
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